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Mårten

He is the ultimate leader of jihads and he likes infants. If you are 13 or younger you should watch out for him. He is often very tall and will beat you to death.
ber careful Mårten can be here.
by Våldsamma Vilmer April 23, 2020
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The best human ever..... okey? he is the best
Mårten is the fucking best okey just like he is the fucking best
by The_Best_Human_Ever April 23, 2017
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Mårten ,he is a tall young adult man. wide shoulders, sometimes exercise and but do not have the worst sexy body! but still the hottest. a patron and love children. he is usually single but he knows that all girls around would die to be with him. one of them hottest in town. everyone knows who he is. he has blond golden hair, nice face with good skin, has a strong sexy look, green fine eyes, always branded clothes and always looks good even when he wakes up. he has attitude, good personality, big nice smile ... he's just perfect! But be careful, betraying the mare can cost you a lot and can serve you consequenses. The time you get dating he will protect you with his whole life and will be very envious and jeolus when someone takes your attention away from him. This man is not easy to handle let me tell you. He doesn’t mind losing you if you don’t satisfy him sexually and emotionally. He is incredibly open minded and clever. Once you start dating him, i promise you will fall for him and you will think you just found the perfect man until he starts to demand more attention and admiration and you’ll just want to give up. Ironically he is the most loyal, trustworthy and goal oriented person. A man that is quiet at first but once you get to know him, he's fucking hilarious.
That guy is simply amazing, how could you ever hurt someone like Mårten?

He's just such a sweet guy he must be Mårten!!
wow, i cant stop thinking about Mårten "
"yeah, isn't he amazing!"

Guy 1- hey look, who's that
Guy 2- he's my buddy, Mårten, we're such good friends, come meet him
by Loveyouuuuuuu May 16, 2019
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He is a tall young adult man. wide shoulders, sometimes exercising and but not having the worst sexy body! protector and loves children.He is usually single but he knows that all the girls around him would die to be with him. One of the hottest in Sweden.He has blond golden hair,good skin, has a strong sexy look, green nice eyes,use designer clothes and always looks good even when he wakes up. he has attitude, good personality, big nice smile. He is just perfect! But be careful, betraying the torment can cost you a lot and can serve you consequences. the time you get to date him he will protect you with his entire life and will be very easily envious when someone takes your attention away from him. However, he is a bad boy and does not show emotions. but you can feel the warmth of the room while he's there. when he looks at you he has eyes with desire. but he looks away quickly. he tries to talk to other girls to make you jealous so you dare to take the courage to talk to him. but once you talk to him he has nothing to say and goes away to play hard.No one likes his personality more than I do! he is emotional, gives good looks and tries to tease you in moments you absolutely cannot be with him. he’s my love of my life and I hope he understands that he belongs to me and that i belong to him. I know he will come back to pick me up when the time has come for both me and Mårten. Just give him a chance and he will prove that he really loves you and would do anything for you!
That guy is simply amazing, how could you ever hurt someone like Mårten?

He's just such a sweet guy he must be Mårten.

“wow, i cant stop thinking about Mårten"
"yeah, isn't he amazing!"

Girl 1- hey look, who's that
Girl 2 - he's my crush , we're such good friends, come meet him
by Loveyouuuuuuu November 15, 2019
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marten

A tree dwelling member of the weasel family, known for its exquisite fur. They hunt squirrels.
Imagine a chocolate brown mink (or ferret). Now make the snout and ears a little longer and pointier. Lengthen the legs and tail too. It looks a little foxy. Now, imagine it running through tree branches like a squirrel -- only faster. This is the squirrel munching marten. It is in the same family as the mink and the ferret, it is not a "fox cat".
by Jill Gibb July 4, 2006
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Marten

The coolest fucker going and is the real definition of a LAD.
He is a really hot and handsome looking fella, and always gets the girls.
On nights out he will happily 'take one for the team' to help out his best buddies.
He is a beautiful human being form the outside aswel as the inside.
Girls find him irresistible because of his charm and his looks.
He is a true LAD and anyone that knows a Marten should be honored.
Look at him getting all the girls , what a Marten.
by MartenLAD August 6, 2012
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The most sexy guy ever in the history of mankind
He is sexy as marten
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