married s&m 

Married S&M. Snoring & Masturbating. When the wife snores in the bedroom and the husband masturbates in another room.

Guy 1- What's your secret to being married so long? Guy 2- S&M. Guy 1- Wow, you wife likes bondage? Guy 2- No, Married S&M, she snores and I masturbate.

married s&m by supersab October 13, 2010

Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life 

Jojo’s bizarre married life- a gay fan fiction abomination produced by CLAMP where jotaro and kakyoin have children. It is the most god-aweful shitpost-worthy piece of media possibly ever created. It is the origin of the meme “kakyoin, did you lay this egg?” You sort of get the point. And their kid, jouta kujo, has a stand named after dish soap. And kakyoin poisons Dio with his horrible cooking. IT WAS ALSO ANIMATED BY STUDIO MADHOUSE. I wish I was kidding, somebody help

Person 1: have you read Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life ?
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever

Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life by GenosCyborg July 24, 2023

What's it like being MARRIED to Dana White 

OK... Now take your hand 🖐 And now slam it into your face 🤦 ♂️ That

Hym "What's it like being MARRIED to Dana White? 🖐🤦 ♂️😭 in 3 emojis."

What's it like being MARRIED to Dana White by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

smug married 

Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.

You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.


*punch*

smug married by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004