Definitions by supersab

Gel the well

Lubing up the anus before anal sex.

Her ass was so tight, I had to gel the well before I hit it.

Gel the well by supersab November 12, 2010

married s&m 

Married S&M. Snoring & Masturbating. When the wife snores in the bedroom and the husband masturbates in another room.

Guy 1- What's your secret to being married so long? Guy 2- S&M. Guy 1- Wow, you wife likes bondage? Guy 2- No, Married S&M, she snores and I masturbate.

married s&m by supersab October 13, 2010

blue waffle maker 

An abnormally large cock that will turn a pussy into a blue waffle after just one pounding.

She did have a nice little pussy, but my blue waffle maker changed her forever.

blue waffle maker by supersab September 30, 2010

loaded nachos 

When a woman shits herself while also having a severe yeast infection and her period.

She was so drunk and wanted me to go down on her. I almost did until she dropped her pants and I saw her loaded nachos. I puked everywhere.

loaded nachos by supersab September 16, 2010

brownie crumbs 

Dried up diarrhea under the toilet seat that is not found for days. When it is found, it looks like brownie crumbs.

My wife was so pissed that she had to clean up my brownie crumbs again.

brownie crumbs by supersab September 16, 2010

piddle the skittle 

The act of a woman rubbing her clit.

There is nothing hotter than watching a woman piddle the skittle.

piddle the skittle by supersab September 16, 2010

bloody easter eggs 

Blood coated shit. From when a woman pisses in the toilet while having her period therefore making the water bloody. Then she shits in the water coating the shit with blood like making easter eggs.

I went to use my friends bathroom and I almost threw up when i saw his wifes bloody easter eggs in the toilet. Wish people would learn to flush.

bloody easter eggs by supersab September 16, 2010