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I wish I could be a Mariajose
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1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup
2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.
1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup
2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.
1.
man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*
2.
man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*
man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*
2.
man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*
by Chris February 27, 2005
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1. a codeword used at day camps for staff members to talk about pedophiles without the pedophile knowing about it
2. a caucasian male aged 30 to 50 with a majestic beard and sporting thick black shades. They often travel in herds and drive commercial vans. Some of these vans have been known to contain the words "ice" and "cream" on the side.
Marmageese are known to make promises of candy and puppies to bait their prey, however, they seldom follow up on their end of the bargain.
They are most easily spotted around elementary school playgrounds after the grade 2's have arts and crafts and during that time of day popularly called "recess".
The common marmagoose is unaware of the term "15 will get you 20" but the utterance of such phrases will seldom deter them
1. a codeword used at day camps for staff members to talk about pedophiles without the pedophile knowing about it
2. a caucasian male aged 30 to 50 with a majestic beard and sporting thick black shades. They often travel in herds and drive commercial vans. Some of these vans have been known to contain the words "ice" and "cream" on the side.
Marmageese are known to make promises of candy and puppies to bait their prey, however, they seldom follow up on their end of the bargain.
They are most easily spotted around elementary school playgrounds after the grade 2's have arts and crafts and during that time of day popularly called "recess".
The common marmagoose is unaware of the term "15 will get you 20" but the utterance of such phrases will seldom deter them
"I can't believe Billy's Grandpa is such a marmagoose!.. wait... that wasn't...oh fuck..."
"Hey did you see that old guy just chloroform that little boy and bring him inside the ice cream truck? what a marmagoose!"
"man.. i was sweating as hard as a marmagoose at recess!"
"Hey did you see that old guy just chloroform that little boy and bring him inside the ice cream truck? what a marmagoose!"
"man.. i was sweating as hard as a marmagoose at recess!"
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Get the karmatose mug.High-level mischief; unscupulous behaviour; an attempt to shirk responsibility or engage in shifty dealings; banditry of a high degree; or silverback-gorillery of a lesser degree; similar to jiggery-pokery but possibly of a more comical and less offensive nature.
"Far out Lim, check out this there is some complete miget marmosettery going on here."
"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."
"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."
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