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Marmoset
A Marmoset occurs when a woman, angered with her male partner, feigns arousal and informs her partner that she would be incredibly turned on if he were to strip down, stand before her and trim his balls with hair stylist’s scissors, a pair of which she happens to have handy. The partner obliges, and during the course of his trim job, the woman kicks him squarely in the nuts, piercing his scrotum and possibly a testicle.
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Marmoset • midget marmosettery • the grumpy marmoset • A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release • A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release (Human). • Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.
Marmoset
An annoying monkey which eats attic snails in unfortunate Brazilian houses. Not to mention they sneak into boats in the Amazon.
Further reading: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmoset
Further reading: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmoset
Marmoset by WeirdMapper May 2, 2019
the grumpy marmoset
dude why is mike in jail "he found out he cant reproduce and did the grumpy marmoset on a group of people downtown."
the grumpy marmoset by grumpy marmoset lover June 9, 2022
midget marmosettery
High-level mischief; unscupulous behaviour; an attempt to shirk responsibility or engage in shifty dealings; banditry of a high degree; or silverback-gorillery of a lesser degree; similar to jiggery-pokery but possibly of a more comical and less offensive nature.
"Far out Lim, check out this there is some complete miget marmosettery going on here."
"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."
"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."
midget marmosettery by The word bandit January 14, 2010
A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release
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