Mom-uh-tose
Adj. of or in a state of deep exhaustion for a prolonged period, resulting in the inability to move from the last position of sudden onset, as a result of breastfeeding, laundry, bath time, soccer practice, prolonged exposure to newborns in the Baby Bjorn, and homework help.
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Adj. of or in a state of deep exhaustion for a prolonged period, resulting in the inability to move from the last position of sudden onset, as a result of breastfeeding, laundry, bath time, soccer practice, prolonged exposure to newborns in the Baby Bjorn, and homework help.
See: Fucking Beat, Tired as Shit, NuvaRing, and
Kid: What happened to Mom?
Dad: She’s Momatose from breastfeeding your little sister and helping you with your Common-Core Math homework.
Dad: She’s Momatose from breastfeeding your little sister and helping you with your Common-Core Math homework.
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