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marmatoot

a person who knowlingly/willingly reduces their mental age through heavy binge drinking.
marmatootage - the process of doing so
'I drank 24 shots of vodka as a warm up beforei went out last week to save money'.....'you marmatoot!'
by Joe May 19, 2004
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marmasoot

southern term for an ugly woman. marmasoot's are usually found in bars and clubs looking for drunk men who are unable to see or make clear decisions.

The degree to which one is a marmasoot is based on poor looks, being over weight and poorly dressed.
I hope I don't get to drunk tonight and hook up with a marmasoot.

Look at that fat, ugly chick wearing spandex, what a marmasoot. BIG TIME!
by Thomas DB July 30, 2008
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[Marathot]

Constantly running though hoes; the act of dating, loving or having sex with multiple thots.
This nigga been on a Marathot since he hit puberty.
by QMark August 17, 2015
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marmagoose

noun (pr. mar-ma-goose). Plural = marmageese

1. a codeword used at day camps for staff members to talk about pedophiles without the pedophile knowing about it

2. a caucasian male aged 30 to 50 with a majestic beard and sporting thick black shades. They often travel in herds and drive commercial vans. Some of these vans have been known to contain the words "ice" and "cream" on the side.

Marmageese are known to make promises of candy and puppies to bait their prey, however, they seldom follow up on their end of the bargain.

They are most easily spotted around elementary school playgrounds after the grade 2's have arts and crafts and during that time of day popularly called "recess".

The common marmagoose is unaware of the term "15 will get you 20" but the utterance of such phrases will seldom deter them
"I can't believe Billy's Grandpa is such a marmagoose!.. wait... that wasn't...oh fuck..."

"Hey did you see that old guy just chloroform that little boy and bring him inside the ice cream truck? what a marmagoose!"

"man.. i was sweating as hard as a marmagoose at recess!"
by DE-crew February 4, 2010
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Marmagooch

to share similar characteristics to a retarded walrus or a jar of mayonaise.
Chris is such a Marmagooch
by Eliza Claire Bible October 26, 2006
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marmatose

when cum gets dry and hardens its also called marmatose
is that marmatose on the blanket gross.
by sam wrinkle August 24, 2008
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marmaloon

marmaloon is the smartest man in the world, also he is the kindest, gentlest, most wonderful human being you have ever had the privelidge of knowing. also a type of cookie made in the 1880's in border areas between Maine and New Brunswick, but it fell into disuse after the Aroostook maple syrup rebellion.
marmaloon
by marmaloonbabushka February 22, 2010
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