mapson 

Consistently failing to achieve basic cleaning tasks such as washing up, usually because of desire to get drunk out of skull before 8pm

Who's done a Mapson?!Craplook at all this mess!

mapson by 16twiceguy March 5, 2009

masonrayparker

Three6’s annoying ass bot brother who always gotta ask in IG comments “wHO eLse hIGH AF rn?”

Me: *chilling, scrolling to the comments on IG*
Masonrayparker: “Who else high af rn”
NIGGA SHUT UP REPORT THIS BITCH ASS NIGGA

masonrayparker by Inmyfeelsfrfr February 24, 2020

maison matthews indicator 

An emotion based stock indicator developed by Maison Matthews. This indicator aims at identifying a bearish/bull trend if he buys/sells a stock position. This is typically used by traders betting the opposite direction. In layman’s term you do the opposite of what he is doing.

Maison : I just bought 17k stocks of gnus.
Market: maison matthews indicator dictates that you short this stock.

maison matthews indicator by ichimuko August 31, 2020

Nick Mason 

The Drummer of the most amazing band ever, Pink Floyd.

He is a freaking awesome drummer and he will own any of you drummers. Any of you true Pink Floyd fans would think he's amazing, even though he's very unpopular. Everything should experience the rath of Mason's drumming!

It's fucking annoying, the lack of definitions for Nick Mason on this site.

Nick Mason owns any other bands drummers so all of you Jonas Brothers fans throw away your BOP magazines and buy Dark Side of the Moon. ;

Nick Mason by Nick Mason, Pink Floyd, Drum January 1, 2010

Maison Matthews 

Maison Matthews is a semi professional retail stock trader, specializing in losing large amount's of money in short periods of time for maximum tax write off's by going all in.

Bro 1. hey bro I need to lose some money fast

Bro 2. Ask Maison Matthews what he's buying

Maison Matthews by Kitcloudkicker September 27, 2020

Mason'd 

Totalling a car, especially in a spectacular manner, i.e. in a creek, head-on collision, etc.

"I can't believe you drove your car into a creek, do you think its fixable?" "Nah, its Mason'd for sure."

Mason'd by Garker39 March 2, 2021

maison matthews indicator 

One of analysts top indicator on what NOT to do.

When the maison matthews indicator goes off i’m throwing the heloc into 3x inverses. risk off

maison matthews indicator by RetardedWarrenBuffet September 1, 2020