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All software including apps that furthers the evil agenda of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP), such as surveillance, censorship, spreading CCP propaganda (like the latest 'Xi Jing Ping Thoughts' online test required by journalists in China to maintain their license to report).
Before going to Mainland China, make sure you uninstall all apps allowing free speech such as facebook, twitter, instagram, telegram, whatsapp, and load it up with Maoware.

Maoware will uninstall all apps and references to Winnie the Pooh on your devices and all accounts associated with it and replace it with the picture of Xi JinPing.

Ready to contribute to the glorious CCP? Upload information about political dissidents with Maoware and they will be promptly suicided.

Want a new organ transplant and cannot wait for a free donor? Check out the latest Maoware for real-time pricing for fresh human organs at discounts prices available.
maoware by XiJinPing October 23, 2019
software that acts against the best interests of the user often profiting the developer
most of the software in the android app market is malware claiming to be freeware

showing ads in software violates user privacy as ad rendering is "cross domain": the same finite set of ad servers across ALL sites the user ever visits. how is this not malware?

the COST of ads is loss of privacy: this is not in the best interest of the user, this is ANTITHETICAL to free, this is malware per se

any software that shows ads is malware

all adware is malware
malware by FuckMalware June 18, 2011
MalWare (n): The second-hand telecommunications equipment used to implement Australia's half-assed National Broadband Network by Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull.
This NBN is full of FTTN MalWare. Thanks Malcolm.
MalWare by IES4LYFE November 22, 2017

malwarelabs 

Another way to call FSLabs, a well regarded developer of payware add-ons for the flight sim P3D.
They had a reputation for quietly adding malware on their software to “fight piracy”, then removing it and silencing people when they got exposed, and adding it back again when people quieten down.
lmao what why are you flying the malwarelabs a320? you’re gonna get your personal data stolen!”
“yes, i am willing to risk giving my personal information to fslabs so I can professionally armchair pilot with an ultra study level a320 simulation on the vatsim cross the pond event!”
malwarelabs by iHatePiracy6626 October 24, 2022

Malwarez 

Malware installed while trying to obtain a crack or keygen (Warez) for copyrighted or otherwise illegal software, can also apply to malware downloaded over P2P while attempting to access copyrighted files (I do not endorse this)
"OMG 180search?! That malwarez came from some site linked on Astalavista"

Lord d'Eath says (12:52 PM): taken a good couple of minutes to close the System Properties dialog
!Matthew1471 - In a town full of fiction, everyone has a version of the truth {Cardiff} says (12:53 PM): Malwarez!
Malwarez by Matthew1471 September 16, 2006
The pseudonym for viruses for Apple computers and devices since "Macs can't get viruses"
Bill: My Mac got a virus!

Steve: No, that's just Macware. Don't worry about it.
Macware by Rihanyce October 25, 2010