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software that acts against the best interests of the user often profiting the developer
most of the software in the android app market is malware claiming to be freeware

showing ads in software violates user privacy as ad rendering is "cross domain": the same finite set of ad servers across ALL sites the user ever visits. how is this not malware?

the COST of ads is loss of privacy: this is not in the best interest of the user, this is ANTITHETICAL to free, this is malware per se

any software that shows ads is malware

all adware is malware
by FuckMalware June 18, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
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MalWare (n): The second-hand telecommunications equipment used to implement Australia's half-assed National Broadband Network by Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull.
This NBN is full of FTTN MalWare. Thanks Malcolm.
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A cousin of adware and spyware, this usually downloads and installs itself to your PC without your permission.

It often takes the form of programs called "porn diallers" that dial expensive or long distance numbers.
Stupid malware!
by ChibiTaryn August 01, 2003
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Noun. 1, The general clothing worn by Mal {comprising most often of flannel}. 2, A general term to describe malicious software (virus), worm, spyware).
I'm off to the country this weekend on a vistory and I need to get some Malware.
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Noun. 1, The general clothing worn by Mal {comprising most often of flanel}. 2, A general term to describe malicious software (virus), worm, spyware).
I'm off to the country this weekend on a vistory and I need to get some Malware.
by Ash8 June 01, 2006
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The STDs of porn.
Johnny wanted to look at some porn, but he didn't have any protection (anti-virus). Now, his computer has malware.
by ServiceWithaSmile June 03, 2009
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