Malware

Noun. 1, The general clothing worn by Mal {comprising most often of flannel}. 2, A general term to describe malicious software (virus), worm, spyware).

I'm off to the country this weekend on a vistory and I need to get some Malware.

by Archer8 June 02, 2006

Malware

Noun. 1, The general clothing worn by Mal {comprising most often of flanel}. 2, A general term to describe malicious software (virus), worm, spyware).

I'm off to the country this weekend on a vistory and I need to get some Malware.

by Ash8 June 02, 2006

Malware

The dumb fuck that invented fucking up computers for profit, fuck you whoever invented malware

Fuck malware fuck whoever made malware fuck

by Truecat303 April 12, 2019

Malware

The STDs of porn.

Johnny wanted to look at some porn, but he didn't have any protection (anti-virus). Now, his computer has malware.

by ServiceWithaSmile June 03, 2009

Malware

Your fucked

4chan ultimate punishment, malware

by shitzer October 04, 2008

malware

software that acts against the best interests of the user often profiting the developer

most of the software in the android app market is malware claiming to be freeware

showing ads in software violates user privacy as ad rendering is "cross domain": the same finite set of ad servers across ALL sites the user ever visits. how is this not malware?

the COST of ads is loss of privacy: this is not in the best interest of the user, this is ANTITHETICAL to free, this is malware per se

any software that shows ads is malware

all adware is malware

by FuckMalware June 18, 2011

MalWare

MalWare (n): The second-hand telecommunications equipment used to implement Australia's half-assed National Broadband Network by Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull.

This NBN is full of FTTN MalWare. Thanks Malcolm.

by IES4LYFE November 23, 2017