Rihanyce's definitions

RBPS

really big penis syndrome

having a really, really, really, REALLY big penis

Person 1: Do you have RBPS?

Person 2: No mine's only 11 inches.

Person 3: Dude that is really, really, really, REALLY big!

Person 1: Nah, you're just saying that because yours is small.

by Rihanyce October 2, 2010

Willie Herenton

A racist crook who used to be the mayor of Memphis. Entirely responsible for the current state of shit Memphis is in.

Did you vote for Willie Herenton?

No. I don't think he wants me to vote for him, anyway. I'm white.

by Rihanyce August 28, 2010

Quadratic peinor

The strategic placement of 2 penises to where it appears that one is the square root of the other.

Monica: Luda, you can't quadratic peinor my dad.

Ludacris: Why?

Monica: He's your uncle!!

by Rihanyce August 28, 2010

Macware

The pseudonym for viruses for Apple computers and devices since "Macs can't get viruses"

Bill: My Mac got a virus!

Steve: No, that's just Macware. Don't worry about it.

by Rihanyce October 25, 2010

Dirty Cleopatra

Like a Dirty Sanchez. Have anal and then take the shit-covered dick and draw bangs in on the blower's forehead.

That Dirty Cleopatra would have been pretty hot, but I came out looking like Hillary fucking Duff!

by Rihanyce October 26, 2010

all but

A phrase which once meant "anything excluding" or "not" but now which means absolutely nothing and is used by Yankees to indicate a lack of intelligence unbeknown to them.

Paul (From Tennessee): I got an 11 on my ACT...

Brutus (From New York): I got a 35, I am all but intelligent.

Paul: Are you sure they didn't mix up our tests?

Brutus: Oh wait, I didn't even take the ACT.

by Rihanyce May 22, 2010

Memphis

A city in southwest Tennessee (U.S.A.) known for its lack of culture, crooked government, and breakfast food. Everyone there is either pitch black or albino white trash, listens to either ghetto music with the word "nigga" repeated 40 times or banjo ska music, and either smells like shit or... smells like shit. The suburbs are oases in the cruel desert, with Germantown and Collierville having the fliest and most attractive people in the world. However, Arlington and Millington are just as bad as the inner city, except without black people to take out the white trash.

Judge Joe Brown: Sentenced to thirty fave years in Memphis, for farnicatin'

by Rihanyce May 22, 2010