manvert

man who is a pedafile or pervert

cris is a manvert

by welchy anderson December 9, 2008

Manvert

An advert designed specifically for a male audience. By extension, women and/or children may not get it.

Origin: portmanteau of man and advert

"Did you see that advert with the monster trucks running over that office?"
"Yeah, that was a real manvert!"

by Gullster March 3, 2009

monvert

a metallic object seemingly to replace or cover the female pelvis in a comercial from South Park's Go God Go episode.

monvert cleaner. buy yours today.

by aoaoa September 5, 2007

MANventure

A manly adventure, which women cannot partake in, taken on by only the manliest of men (see A.M.M.) which most often includes guns, sharp objects, power tools (though hand-tools are manlier), gas guzzling automobiles, other forms of manly gas powered transportation (see alternate definition of MANventure), pirate maps, AC/DC, sandwiches (made only by women), and an extremely detailed plan that is almost certain to fail. Protocol says an alternate plan is to be promptly made up on the spot no matter how ridiculous, difficult, illegal, or unlikely to be accomplished it may be.

Dude, let's take my home-made submarine across the Pacific Ocean and hunt whales with my buck knife. It'll be a MANventure.

by A.M.M. Founder June 17, 2010

malvertising

An internet-based criminal method for the installation of unwanted or malicious software through the use of internet advertising media networks and exchanges.

"Dude, some fake AntiVirus software was installed and totally messed up my computer and found out this happened because my free webmail provider was displaying Flash based malvertising banners."

by Change Ling December 29, 2007

manventure

man·ven·ture
Pronunciationman-ven-cher

1. an adventure characterized by manliness or extreme masculinity.
2. an epic journey only undertaken by men, or very masculine women.
3. a strenuous task which only individuals naturally equipped with a legitimate, large penis can endure.

"Hey, want to invite Alfred on our manventure through the jungle?"

"Nah, not Alfred. He's too much of a pansy."

by Mishunderstood August 25, 2008

manversation

A group of guys, gathering to discuss topics beyond (or including) the homeless, girls, shaving patterns, sports or other manly things. No chicks allowed. They shouldn't even know about it.

"Hey Fred, have you heard the recent manversation about classifying girls vaginas as different animals? They said Emma's was a Walrus!"
"Dude... that's my girlfriend... but they're kinda right..."

by Phetal November 17, 2006