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A stinky vagina

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"I need a monvert cleaner"
"Mine is great! My monvert has never been cleaner since I got this device"
monvert by Maklaka November 9, 2006
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Monkertron 

A giant metallic robot strangely obsessed with saying 'Monkertron' in its metallic robot voice, and hiding and singing in the undergrowth scaring the Lavatory Shrews. The Monkertron is clearly an early (failed) experiment in AI as it often mis-quotes items in its memory and can often trip when trying to mult-task and say 'Lloyds' while walking. A pungent odour often surrounds Monkertron and some external staining is often evident especially around the omelette region.
Winda - Listen, you smell something?
Toilets - Oh yeh, it's that stinking Monkertron
Monkertron - M*nk@Rtr0N
Monkertron by zzwill December 1, 2011
man who is a pedafile or pervert
cris is a manvert
manvert by welchy anderson December 9, 2008
Monsert is a traditionally Floppa pronunciation of the multimillion-dollar energy drink company "Monster."
"Fanter, Cokey-Cola, Monsert"
Monsert by Ę February 28, 2022
The ship name for the pairing of Cory Monteith and Naya Rivera, actors from the hit fox show glee.

Although there is no concrete evidence for this relationship, logic would dictate that the two hottest people on the show would have "totally gotten it on". Obviously the two have not come forward with said relationship from fear that their half Canadian half Puerto Rican children would be so beautiful and genetically superior, that the general public would feel inferior.
Monvera was mansing in the couv.
Monvera by MonveraBabies July 13, 2011

monversation 

A one-sided conversation in which one participant makes little or no input.
I tried to talk things over with her but it quickly turned into a monversation.
monversation by Vagabond (A.H.) August 5, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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