manthropology 

The study of the dating practices of the human male, especially as they relate to other aspects of male existence. Subsets include cultural manthropology (what happens during guys' nights out),linguistic manthropology (what it means when they say they want to "take a break"), malecheology (study of items found in closets and under beds after they "clean up" the apartment), and physical manthropology (things they insist their last girlfriend totally enjoyed
doing).

As a dedicated student of manthropology, Barbara could tell
that Jack's insistence he pay for dinner had less to do with chivalry than with his desire to impress the waitress who, as he kept noting, had a rad tattoo.

manthropology by capitolchick December 30, 2007

Anthropology 

The scientific study of culture, with the goal of understanding the roots of human and non-human cultural behavior through a study of present and past human cultures, human biology, and the biology and culture of humanity's genetic relatives.

Anthropology is broken up into five main branches: Cultural Anthropology, which studies existing human cultures; Arcaheology, which studies human cultures in the past; Linguistics, which studies the development of human language; Physical (Forensic) Anthropology, which stuides human biology; and Primatology, which studies primates and their cultures, human's closest genetic. relatives .

I was an Anthropology student in college.

Anthropology by Stibbons April 18, 2005

Anthropology 

The cultural and physical scientific study of humankind indiscriminate of time, place and race in an attempt to explain the origin of humankind.

Anthropology has done a much better job explaining the origin of humans than religion.

Anthropology by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Calcium Anthropology 

The study of Milk Men. Originally revealed in the comedy of Steven Wright.

The leading scientists in Calcium Anthropology concluded that the extinction of the indigenous Milk Men was due to their increasing futileness over the years.

Calcium Anthropology by ramsgoldberg61 February 8, 2010

Misanthropology 

The scientific study of why humans are shit, their shitty behavior and the shitty societies created in the past and present.

I was going to be an anthropologist, but then I realized I hate humans. So instead I decided to study misanthropology. Fuck all of you.

Misanthropology by Maggot Knee October 23, 2019

Anthropology 

A fascinating subject of humanity. Unfortunately, however, humans who study this usually have absolutely no job and are greatly swallowed in debt.

Yeah, anthropology is interesting, but I can't say that I would be comfortable with living in a box.

Anthropology by TheFineFinnishIndividual March 12, 2013

ethnocultural neo-anthropology 

a new sub-branch of cultural anthropology

ethnocultural neo-anthropology should be devoted to answering the sole question of whether or not decolonized people in Third World countries can, without either immigrating to the Western World or financial help from the United Nations, historically, economically, and socially develop along Western lines using their own cultural and religious markers that they had prior to the beginnings of colonialism, i.e. prior to 1469 (the marriage of Ferdinand of Aragon and Isabella of Castille. I think the answer is yes.

ethnocultural neo-anthropology by Uncle Dimma December 24, 2013