manthropology

The study of the dating practices of the human male, especially as they relate to other aspects of male existence. Subsets include cultural manthropology (what happens during guys' nights out),linguistic manthropology (what it means when they say they want to "take a break"), malecheology (study of items found in closets and under beds after they "clean up" the apartment), and physical manthropology (things they insist their last girlfriend totally enjoyed
doing).
As a dedicated student of manthropology, Barbara could tell
that Jack's insistence he pay for dinner had less to do with chivalry than with his desire to impress the waitress who, as he kept noting, had a rad tattoo.
by capitolchick December 30, 2007
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manfari

An expedition of women, assembled for the purpose of flirtation with members of the opposite sex. Like most expeditionary forces, the manfari is heavily outfitted, frequently armed and can be found in locations far outside its members' normal sphere, such as a sports bar.
After breaking up with her longtime boyfriend, Savannah organized a series of manfaris to get back in the game. Soon the local watering holes were depleted and her living room walls were covered with stuffed trophies.
by capitolchick December 30, 2007
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