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mantele by awesome guy zeyzal January 26, 2018
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Mickey Mantle Gene
A gene that allows bloated, out of shape men, to be able to drink alcohol in excess on a daily basis, while still being able to jog marathons and avoid his family. Tito’s Vodka and boxed wine enhance this gene.
“Damn! That racist comedian is drinking wine out of a box while jogging on the treadmill and doing a podcast!?”
“He has that Mickey Mantle Gene”
“He has that Mickey Mantle Gene”
Mickey Mantle Gene by RobertPaulChampagne June 5, 2019
Amish Mantel
A sexual position in which a man stands and holds a woman in an upside-down 69. Usually works best with a spinner.
Named so because he can rest his face on her oustretched legs, like a mantel, and her bush is on his chin and he looks Amish.
Named so because he can rest his face on her oustretched legs, like a mantel, and her bush is on his chin and he looks Amish.
Amish Mantel by Alejandro Lupus August 1, 2010
Mantee
A Man who has reinvented himself and has chosen to live according to Love, Logic, Patience, and Forgiveness.
4 way mounted mantle penis
4 large slabs of 2x4 pieces of wood with 4 large rubber dildos attached.
extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.
extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.
4 way mounted mantle penis by the creator ;) December 13, 2010
Goon Mantle
Ceremonial garment instantly transferred from the biggest loser in your school to the second biggest when, for example, the former is unexpectedly selected to play for the school football team, star in the school play, bones a prom queen, etc. Sometimes shortened to 'Mantle'.
Example 1
Guy 1: Check out that guy in the glasses. Dude look low, man. Dude look like he bearin the whole world on his shoulders.
Guy 2: Worse than that, man. He bearin the Goon Mantle.
Example 2
Dad: They beat up on you in class again, kid?
Kid: Nah, the cheerleader captain blew me after math. Bernard got the Mantle now.
Guy 1: Check out that guy in the glasses. Dude look low, man. Dude look like he bearin the whole world on his shoulders.
Guy 2: Worse than that, man. He bearin the Goon Mantle.
Example 2
Dad: They beat up on you in class again, kid?
Kid: Nah, the cheerleader captain blew me after math. Bernard got the Mantle now.
Goon Mantle by PearlFly January 24, 2013