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mansnake 

(n) The Penis
Lance was stroking his mansnake while watching Brett fist his own ass.
mansnake by J-Ru September 25, 2003
Words you can keep

Manshake 

A woman with a handshake stronger than most men. Women with a manshake should not be crossed lightly, as they take no shit, and they probably have more balls than the average men. Women who have a manshake have great character, and are going places.
John:Damn, did she shake your hand?

Chad:Yeah, I made the mistake of being a wet noodle. That woman has a manshake.

John:Yeah, that woman is going places.
Manshake by Rae$ February 7, 2017

Manstake 

A mistake without admittance, however recognized by involved parties and not mentioned thereafter.
A chum walked away from a friend after accusing them of an ill action, despite being wrong. They both knew the manstake, and decided not to mention it.
Manstake by SnowTheDictionary August 14, 2014

madsnake 

a person who posseses admirable or insane qualities
"fuck you're a madsnake"
madsnake by ryan July 23, 2003

manshake 

A very masculine handshake, using a lumberjack-strength squeeze and a swift, firm up and down pumping action.
My goodness Gerald, you have just crushed the bones in my hand to the point where I'll never be able to use it again. Now that's a manshake!
manshake by Gerald Nieboer October 29, 2007

Handly ManShake 

another name for a wank.

discovered when mis-pronouncing manly handshake.
yeh she gave me a proper handly manshake last night.
Handly ManShake by Liam MacGregor February 4, 2009

Manshake 

The ultra bro act where two guys hook up with girls and while making out do a secret handshake behind said girls backs.
Doug Willis, "Dude that Manshake was sick last night Eric."
Manshake by NiggaBlumpkins April 14, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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