manipus

1. the tennis shot equivalent to the animal created if a platypus and manitee mated.

1. (Lob) "There goes another manipus!"

by tyoa June 4, 2007

Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter

A joking phrase meant to be the male counterpart of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. Manslaughter is often replaced with malewife or manwhore.

Why try hard when I can mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way through everything?

by sometimesithinkandthenforget January 21, 2022

Guardicus Manicus

This theory states that any male who has participated, or is currently participating in the sport of colorguard, becomes 1,000 times more attractive than he normally would be. For example, a male who is usually considered a 4 would become a 4,000 on the hot scale. Although it has not been scientifically proven, many consider this theory to be law.

Girl 1: ohmygod Jessica that guy is HOT!
Jessica: I heard he does colorguard.
Girl 1: really?!?! he’s a 10,000 on the hot scale now *lovesick sigh*
Jessica: classic Guardicus Manicus.

by klancecanonking June 27, 2018

female manipulator

a woman or feminine presenting person (generally ages 15-25) who uses their mental illnesses to excuse their toxic traits or guilt trip their friends or partners into forgiving them. generally you can spot them from their sad indie taste in movies, music etc. they are also generally into spirituality, and wear a lot of jewelery and wrings, probably bisexual and passionate about feminism. also probably showers once a week and never washes off the copious amounts of eye-makeup :/

(she is me)

you: “so what kinda music/movies are you into?”
female manipulator: “lana del rey, arctic monkeys, sza, willow, the strokes, fleetwood mac, cigarettes after sex, fla twigs, mitski, lorde, pheobe bridgers, clairo, the neighbourhood, melanie martinez/ ladybird, mid90s, beautiful boy, buffalo 66, jennifer’s body, thirteen, the craft, the love witch, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, girl interrupted, dead poets society etc etc.

you, a fool: “oh! you have really cool taste :)”

by momwillyouwashmybackthisonce March 13, 2021

manipulation station

A place where you have one way ticket from the toxic gossip train

Toxic gossip train: here’s a one way ticket to the manipulation station

by XplodingKittenz August 4, 2023

Manipulate

Making people do what you want.

Manipulate : You will give this definition a thumbs up, because if you do you will be really cool.

by Richard West May 12, 2007

manipulation

To alter a persons perception put them on the side of the abuser instead of as the victim blurring the line between right and wrong no matter how you change it in my mind it's still wrong.

Don't start your manipulation with me

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 21, 2020