Lob

That one kid that you don't like and you hope he gets hit by a cow.

Guy: Omg that guy over there is such a lob!!

by Alexander&BMW June 07, 2017

Lob

A term coined by in-style magazine for a long bob.

The abbreviation for the hairstyle the long bob.

"Did you see Jennifer anistons new lob in the new style magazine??"
"Ya it looks so good I have been thinking about cutting my hair and getting a lob."

by Jj1243 May 11, 2013

Lob

A term that doesent really mean anything but is completetly based on the context the word is used. The options are endless, but differ in lobness

Examples of using the word in different contexts:

Disaproval:
Dude 1: "You are lobbing right now"
Dude 2: "Dude, no lob"

Expressing admiration:
Dude 1: "Brooo, Big lob!"
Dude 2: "Thank you."

When it sucks to suck?
Dude 1: "Dude, no lob..."
Dude 2: "Sucks to suck."

by Bolber Jahid November 15, 2021

Lob

Love over bitches

Mike :Hey issac did you hookup with that girl last night?

Issac: Nah man Lob

by it aint zat December 06, 2020

Lob

When someone says they love you in a affectionate and dopey way

Bob - babes i lob you
Billyann - i lob you too
Bob - fo sho mofo
Billyann - skeenage
Bob - come we mash
Billyann - aight den
Bob - come we go my gash!

by HDM-bffe January 18, 2008

Lob

A useless idiot just like a boy named bill cross

That druggy boy bill cross is such a lob

by Sheernessscum April 19, 2020

Lob

As in, 'I'd lob one in there.'
Measured up and judged to be worth fucking without regret. Generally - a judgement affixed to a woman by a man - while not within her earshot. Spoken between bros or their cross cultural equivalents.

Jimmy Three Beers: 'Ewwwey! Carmen's sister's lookin' kinda' hot tonight. Would you tap that ass?'

Big Carl: 'Mmmm. Yeah. I'd lob one in there.'

by PulSe of Samsara December 28, 2021