mangofuck
when you cut a hole out in a mango and fuck the wet fruit inside until you cum and then peal it to give it to your girl to eat and drink the cum filled mango
mangofuck by uewbcfilyahvw April 21, 2018
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Manafucked
When you're at an incredibly great advantage (such as being wealthy, connected, or mana-full) but can do jack shit with it because an opponent renders your advantage meaningless.
*Paul Manafort gets his accounts frozen and co-conspirators indicted because he didn't know about the secret wire-tapping.*
NEWSPAPER HEADLINE: Mueller Manafucked Manafort
NEWSPAPER HEADLINE: Mueller Manafucked Manafort
Manafucked by TrumptardsAreTheMinority December 18, 2017
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Magafuck
A loud brash supporter of Donald Trump ,seen on the news after some awful incident, against wearing a Red Make America Great Again ball cap or with a vehicle covered in proTrump /right wing /Anti Clinton stickers.
That guy who mailed all those pipe bombs th Obama , Hillary and George Soros what a Magafuck, not as horrid as those Magafucking Nazis at Charlottesville but awful indeed.
Magafuck by Canute Wartooth January 23, 2019
Manfucked
Manfucked
When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.
Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.
When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.
Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.
I was rebuilding a hard drive and my co-worker came over and manfucked the whole thing. Now I cannot get the case off because he put the screws in “at an angle” somehow and the heads are completely threaded.
Manfucked by WhatRUKiddingMe May 27, 2018
magafucker
Die-hard supporter of Donald Trump. Portmanteau of "MAGA" (Make America Great Again) and "motherfucker"
magafucker by shroom42 May 10, 2017
machofucker
Term became popular through a commercial gay porn site with the same name that featured almost exclusively well-hung Straight- or Bi-sexual guys, most of them with an Ethnic background, who had rough sex with mostly smaller, white or Hispanic gay boys. The immense popularity of that aforementioned website led to the fact that everyone using the term "Machofucker" in, for example, private contact ads or profile pages on gay contact sites, could be assured that the reader would make the right association what the writer meant by using this term.
Headline of a gay contact ad: "Hung Dominican, 29, 6", 10in, uncut, all Top, looking for younger slim dudes to get fucked Machofucker-Style."
machofucker by yaman08008 January 3, 2017
Manafucked
Adj. Modern variant of FUBAR. Portmanteau of "manafort" and "fucked." Describes someone who is fucked beyond fucked, e.g. Paul Manafort facing a massive jail sentence due to voluminous evidence of serious felonies.
Paul Manafort had more than 30 overseas accounts.I'm laughing so hard right now I'm crying, this guy is screwed, he's manafucked. -@MrFilmkritik
Manafucked by Wes Marley August 1, 2018
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