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motofucked 

When you pull into a parking lot and see an open spot in the very front row. You rush to claim the spot but as you arrive, to your horror, there is actually a motorcycle or queer scooter already parked there. Being moto-fucked usually results in swift loss of any feelings of euphoria, ovary rage, and the death of Chris Benoit’s wife.
I was so excited when I saw that open spot right by the entrance. Turned out, I got motofucked. Now I'm on the rag.
motofucked by JP2006 December 23, 2009

moneyfucker 

Someone who love's money so much that they fuck it.
Mitt Romney is a moneyfucker.
moneyfucker by Fastawake February 24, 2012

Monfuckintana 

1.Monfuckintana is the name used for "Montana" by all of the hardcore Montanans. Usually users of this term are into an extreme sport, such as snowboarding, mountain biking, rock climbing, etc.
Where are you from? Monfuckintana!

This ain't California, this is Monfuckintana, bitch!
Monfuckintana by WizardofMontana March 26, 2013

Mongfucker 

An individual that has sexual intercourse with a mong
One exeption is group sex with mongs, this is genrally sick.
A Mongfucker is normally a mong as well.
That care worker is such a mongfucker
Mongfucker by JC® October 25, 2006

mongfuck 

the product of the union of two individuals so afflicted, sharing a double helping of its' parents' dominant traits.

A mong squared.
"He got lost on his way to the bathroom, what a mongfuck"

George Walker Bush
mongfuck by Andy + Hayley January 29, 2008

Monkfuck 

v: a quiet almost silent fuck, unlike the loud ass one I had with your mom last night
n: one who monkfucks (not your mother)
Damn bitch, your ass goes on and on all day about worthless shit, but when i fuck ya, you ain't sayin shit...YOU MONKFUCK!!
Monkfuck by DEAD!! February 9, 2003
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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