Mongofuck

The best insult ever! Usually screamed when towel whipped by a fat boy.

Darren whips Alex
Alex: What the Fuck! You MONGOFUCK!!!!!
Darren: What the hell does that even mean?
Laughs all round

by Reiss Anderson January 17, 2009

motofucked

When you pull into a parking lot and see an open spot in the very front row. You rush to claim the spot but as you arrive, to your horror, there is actually a motorcycle or queer scooter already parked there. Being moto-fucked usually results in swift loss of any feelings of euphoria, ovary rage, and the death of Chris Benoit’s wife.

I was so excited when I saw that open spot right by the entrance. Turned out, I got motofucked. Now I'm on the rag.

by JP2006 December 23, 2009

moneyfucker

Someone who love's money so much that they fuck it.

Mitt Romney is a moneyfucker.

by Fastawake February 24, 2012

Monfuckintana

1.Monfuckintana is the name used for "Montana" by all of the hardcore Montanans. Usually users of this term are into an extreme sport, such as snowboarding, mountain biking, rock climbing, etc.

Where are you from? Monfuckintana!

This ain't California, this is Monfuckintana, bitch!

by WizardofMontana March 26, 2013

Mongfucker

An individual that has sexual intercourse with a mong
One exeption is group sex with mongs, this is genrally sick.
A Mongfucker is normally a mong as well.

That care worker is such a mongfucker

by JC® October 25, 2006

mongfuck

the product of the union of two individuals so afflicted, sharing a double helping of its' parents' dominant traits.

A mong squared.

"He got lost on his way to the bathroom, what a mongfuck"

George Walker Bush

by Andy + Hayley January 29, 2008

Monkfuck

v: a quiet almost silent fuck, unlike the loud ass one I had with your mom last night
n: one who monkfucks (not your mother)

Damn bitch, your ass goes on and on all day about worthless shit, but when i fuck ya, you ain't sayin shit...YOU MONKFUCK!!

by DEAD!! February 9, 2003