manglation

a purposefully wrong translation.

I thew my mother off my trail when she found the manglation of the dummy diary I had hidden for her.

In Shartak.com this is an example of manglation. "Carved on the wall is some writing in a strange language. It reads 'Humeth Du Dubar, nuhthivarshur Wuhlunorreth.'” It means something, but without a knowledge skill, you will never know.

manglation by CyAdora July 6, 2008

Mancation 

The most ultimate man-only vacation. Usually this trip involves heavy drinking, getting kicked out of something, and nearly dying. At camp sites, everybody who is not a mancationer hates the mancationers, likely because they can not understand the sheer awesomeness that is Mancation.

JD: Hey Big Steve, you going to the Mancation this year? It's going to be awesome!

Big Steve: I don't think so, last time I went I got too drunk and started eating Tums like candy. I shat a rainbow the next day!

JD: What's your point?

Mancation by JDFERNS October 18, 2011

mansulation 

Slang for excessive body hair on a man. Can also be used in reference to a full beard.

"Figured I could use some mansulation this winter," said Jon, stroking his beard.

mansulation by GzBz October 13, 2011

manlotion 

Hand lotion for guys. Smells usually include manly things.

guy1: my hands feel so much cleaner now.
guy2: dude they smell way to fruity, you really need to get some manlotion.

manlotion by MTM483 January 18, 2009

mancation 

When normal males engage in "guy" activities that involve sports, camping, gambling, chasing women and most of all drinking amongst their all and only male friends. No wives, mistresses or girlfiends allowed. Done in order ot get in touch with their male-primal roots.

Jack and I hiked 25 miles to trout fish in the Sierras. With many beers and stories, it made for the perfect Mancation.

mancation by Jack7559 April 28, 2006

Mangletron 

A Human form of "Transformer", who pilages his/herself using substances until one transforms into a mangled wreck.

Chad has managed to miss surfing yet again this Saturday morning due to his extensive partying last night, What a mangletron!

Mangletron by chADDerall November 16, 2009

Mansolation 

Mansolation describes the situation in which a relatively large group of people get together, and unexpectedly that group is all girls apart from 1 man. This man then experiences a feeling of gender-related social isolation and feels extremely uncomfortable.

Man says to girlfriend, "you told me I wouldn't be the only man here!"
Girlfriend, "Sorry, I really didn't know this would happen!"
Man says, "Not cool. This is total mansolation!"
Man texts man friend, "I feel like a pimp".

Mansolation by Disco_L December 13, 2009