Manslation

mans-ley-shuhn, tranz- /mænsˈleɪʃən/ noun
when a man translates another man's words/actions into plain English that women can understand & interpret

John told me that he needed space & wanted to test the waters. I was confused so I contacted Mike so that he could provide the manslation.

by @aj2fab July 23, 2010

manslation

To interpret a woman's words or instructions into a language men can understand.

Debbie handed me her purse and said to keep an eye on her Marc Jacobs she got in New York. I looked at Mike for a manslation and he said...."be careful, it's very expensive"...then i understood.

by hiplanezdrifer December 9, 2008

Mancation

The most ultimate man-only vacation. Usually this trip involves heavy drinking, getting kicked out of something, and nearly dying. At camp sites, everybody who is not a mancationer hates the mancationers, likely because they can not understand the sheer awesomeness that is Mancation.

JD: Hey Big Steve, you going to the Mancation this year? It's going to be awesome!

Big Steve: I don't think so, last time I went I got too drunk and started eating Tums like candy. I shat a rainbow the next day!

JD: What's your point?

by JDFERNS October 18, 2011

manstration

When a man is going through his monthlies

"You are a bitch right now - are you on your manstration?"

by Jeremy W September 25, 2005

mansulation

Slang for excessive body hair on a man. Can also be used in reference to a full beard.

"Figured I could use some mansulation this winter," said Jon, stroking his beard.

by GzBz October 13, 2011

Mislation

The process of an object accidentally falling to the ground, only to land up in the most illogical location imaginable. One could also use this term to describe a thought process that becomes so derailed, as to end up being the most improbable and awkward. To mislate something.

Yesterday, I had a case of mislation. As I took my keys out of my pocket, my friends wedding ring fell out and I couldn't find it. An hour later when I was in the kitchen, I found it in the drawer resting under a tea-strainer!

You've got to see Adam when he's been drinking, total mislation of thought. He started off telling me about his job and ended on a conversation about snail venom.

by Billy-Bob Savage October 31, 2010

Manslator

a straight male who bluntly translates another straight male's behavior for his straight female friend or friends.

Girl: "He said he wants to watch a movie and cuddle..."

Manslator: "Nah... he just wants to fuck you. But this way, he won't have to spend any money on taking you out."

Think along the lines of Justin Long's character in He's Just Not That Into You... but before he was into Gigi.

by itsmejessiemarie April 7, 2009