manderpand

Somone who smells like pure shit

Jhon smells like manderpand

by pseudonym lewes erwin June 23, 2014

mandipandeee

A hot under rated tiktoker that makes guys in her comments turn into simps.

Damn all the guys simp for mandipandeee

by TTHINKINGG May 28, 2020

manderpants

unexpected men's underpants found amongst women's clothing or laundry.

While cleaning my sister's room I was caught unawares by a pair of manderpants under her bed...suspicious indeed.

by dance4penny December 30, 2013

manderstand

A Man OR Woman's comprehension of an idea, topic, concept, emotion, object, thought, opinion or any other abstraction, generally from the MALE viewpoint.

The ability to sympathize with and/or accept another person's perspective without truly understanding it.

The term Manderstand was developed over a conversation about men and women being able to truly communicate and understand each other... the best we are able to anyway.

A man can Manderstand why a woman asks if she looks fat in those jeans... but cannot truly understand the emotional implications of the question.

I manderstand how much you like beer and football, even though I'm not into it.

I completely manderstand why you want me to go to Walmart at 3am for chocolate ice cream and wine coolers.

I manderstand that you are feeling insecure, but I do not understand why or how, because you are so beautiful.

I manderstand the fight you had with your best friend even though I think it's silly.

by BardESS Amethyst October 31, 2013

Manderstanding

When a joke/banter/lad-pact is put forward in social occasions that only men will understand or agree with, leaving all women present confused and usually disgusted

lad; I declare a game of 'danger rock-paps', the loser must agree to being branded with a lighter

Clunge; Im leaving

lad2; Agreed, true manderstanding.

by chilli9ti May 2, 2009

manderander

Slang for someone who is just overall human. Someone who makes mistakes, acts silly, does wayyyyy too much, overexaggerating and always on another level. A manderander can be an adjective or a noun.

She's being such a manderander, running around like she just ate 10 bowls of straight sugar!

Stop asking me for that toy, manderander, I already said no the first time!
Manderander, calm your behind down! You've had way too much to drink!

by sellmoreslang July 9, 2022

Manderstanding

When a man fails to understand a statement by a woman that is very easy to understand.

I asked Jeb whether he had picked up milk and cereal at the store for breakfast and he said "What do you mean?" I can't take much more manderstanding.

by jaxon jonson May 29, 2023