manderstand

A Man OR Woman's comprehension of an idea, topic, concept, emotion, object, thought, opinion or any other abstraction, generally from the MALE viewpoint.

The ability to sympathize with and/or accept another person's perspective without truly understanding it.

The term Manderstand was developed over a conversation about men and women being able to truly communicate and understand each other... the best we are able to anyway.

A man can Manderstand why a woman asks if she looks fat in those jeans... but cannot truly understand the emotional implications of the question.

I manderstand how much you like beer and football, even though I'm not into it.

I completely manderstand why you want me to go to Walmart at 3am for chocolate ice cream and wine coolers.

I manderstand that you are feeling insecure, but I do not understand why or how, because you are so beautiful.

I manderstand the fight you had with your best friend even though I think it's silly.

by BardESS Amethyst October 31, 2013

msnderstanding

a miscommunication resulting from the use of MSN or any other instant messaging utility. A msnderstanding is often brought on due to one's inability to convey sarcasm via text.

"There must have been some kind of msnderstanding, 'hotpanties_1977', I assumed by your user name that you were female."

by Graham Schaus January 3, 2007

anderstand

slang way of saying understand

you anderstand, no long ting out here blud

by Tya January 19, 2008

Manderstanding

When a joke/banter/lad-pact is put forward in social occasions that only men will understand or agree with, leaving all women present confused and usually disgusted

lad; I declare a game of 'danger rock-paps', the loser must agree to being branded with a lighter

Clunge; Im leaving

lad2; Agreed, true manderstanding.

by chilli9ti May 2, 2009

Manderstanding

When a man fails to understand a statement by a woman that is very easy to understand.

I asked Jeb whether he had picked up milk and cereal at the store for breakfast and he said "What do you mean?" I can't take much more manderstanding.

by jaxon jonson May 29, 2023

Monderstandable

A normally stupid action caused and/or excused by the fact that it's Monday.

She locked her keys in her car for the 4th time, but it's Monderstandable.

by oshanaKL October 29, 2012

manderpand

Somone who smells like pure shit

Jhon smells like manderpand

by pseudonym lewes erwin June 23, 2014