manacondor

the ultimate mix. the strength of the anaconda, the flight of the condor, with the mind of a man. Also a great band from milwaukee.

the manacondor's wings were flapping in the wind. I just saw an amazing band... I think they were called manacondor

by the one one November 9, 2006

manaconda

a very large penis. a combination of the two words "man" and "anacanda" which is the longest snake in the world.

Alex's "manaconda" was so big, she needed to use both hands to pleasure him.

by murkle September 21, 2005

Charming The Manaconda

The act of having sex with a male who has an abnormally large penis.

I hired a male stripper for my bachelorette party and ended up charming the manaconda.

by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013

anacondor

The anacondor is widely considered to be the deadliest, most muthafuckin' badass animal in the world. It can kill you by thinking about it. In fact, you've probably been dead for a week, and didn't even know about it. The anacondor is a mixture of the most badass parts of the jungle-dwelling anaconda, and the ugly (but still awesome) condor. It can scratch your eyes out with its talons, or poison and strangle you with its long snake-like neck. Pwned!

Snakes on a plane? Who needs them to be on the plane when the anacondor can just fly up and own Samuel L. Jackson's shit. Daaaaaaamn, boy!

by Anacondor July 14, 2006

taming the manaconda

Giving someone a boner with one of the flute things that snake charmers use.

"yeah last night we were gonna have sex but then i started playing my flute and i totally started taming the manaconda" - Paige

by Left Shark February 10, 2015

Manaconda

A man's anaconda, or very large penis

-"Last night my man fucked me deep with his manaconda"
-"Lucky! I wish my man had a manaconda!"

by whipit good November 7, 2007

Manaconda

An abnormally large and fat penis. Sometimes known for choking people to death.

Dude, she can't hang with my manaconda, it will choke her to death.

by Hostile Sausage June 29, 2009