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a very large penis. a combination of the two words "man" and "anacanda" which is the longest snake in the world.
Alex's "manaconda" was so big, she needed to use both hands to pleasure him.
by murkle September 03, 2005
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-"Last night my man fucked me deep with his manaconda"
-"Lucky! I wish my man had a manaconda!"
by whipit good October 21, 2007
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An abnormally large and fat penis. Sometimes known for choking people to death.
Dude, she can't hang with my manaconda, it will choke her to death.
by Hostile Sausage June 29, 2009
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A hell dwelling human/ snake hybrid. This demonic creature has a anaconda like torso and head. He has difficulty getting pants on his human legs and feet due to the lack of arms and hands. He spends his days getting drunk and working a low salary office gig. The really is no discernible reason for Manaconda's existence.
Jafar: "You're acting just like a Manaconda, Smeefster!"
by Jafar & Smeef October 14, 2015
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What a real man packs in his shorts. A penis of at least 9 inches in length that strikes fear in the eyes of baby harp seals.
My date slipped me roofies and fucked me with his manaconda, I will never walk normally again
by Skanky Blonde December 29, 2004
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I word I made up to call my unusually large schlong....anything less than 8 inches is a "miniconda"
its not my fault your wife wanted my "manaconda"
by skankbastard December 29, 2004
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a large male penis, usually describes a large penis that is not fully erect.
"That bro has a manaconda."
by L-sos November 13, 2007
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