4 definitions by Hostile Sausage

Chab

Anything foreign that makes it's way onto your face.

Dude! wipe that chab off your face.

After eating a sandwich Billy had a massive amount of chab in his beard.

by Hostile Sausage March 13, 2009

Manaconda

An abnormally large and fat penis. Sometimes known for choking people to death.

Dude, she can't hang with my manaconda, it will choke her to death.

by Hostile Sausage June 30, 2009

Hostile Sausage

An Angry Dick. Anytime your buddy is acting like a total dick.
Sometimes after a serious cock block you suffer from Hostile Sausage.

Dude, Rob is such an angry dick!, no dude, he's worse then that, He's a Hostile Sausage.

Oh man, Billy totally blew it for me with Lisa, I got a serious Hostile Sausage now.

by Hostile Sausage June 30, 2009

Dong Tongue

The nasty, wet red thing hanging out of your dogs junk.

Wow!! busters dong tongue is massive and totally hanging out.

Look at rusty's dong tongue dude ........he's horny for you.

Hey Billy, whats that red thing coming from coopers penis? Dont worry Lisa, it's just his dong tongue, it goes away if you touch it.

by Hostile Sausage June 30, 2009