anacondor 

The anacondor is widely considered to be the deadliest, most muthafuckin' badass animal in the world. It can kill you by thinking about it. In fact, you've probably been dead for a week, and didn't even know about it. The anacondor is a mixture of the most badass parts of the jungle-dwelling anaconda, and the ugly (but still awesome) condor. It can scratch your eyes out with its talons, or poison and strangle you with its long snake-like neck. Pwned!

Snakes on a plane? Who needs them to be on the plane when the anacondor can just fly up and own Samuel L. Jackson's shit. Daaaaaaamn, boy!

anacondor by Anacondor July 14, 2006

colt anaconda 

a large frame double-action revolver featuring a full length under-barrel ejection-rod lug and six round cylinder, designed and produced by the Colt's Manufacturing Company. Chambered for the powerful .44 Magnum and .45 Colt center fire ammunition cartridges, the Anaconda marked the Hartford, Connecticut firm’s first foray into the popular large-boreMagnum pistolmarket.Introduced in 1990

handsome guy:(walking at the street)
Gay:hey handsome want me to blow your piece?
handsome guy:sure i hope you get the"exploding result"
(the gay doesn't know about the cocked colt anaconda and he thinks it's his cock)
gay:oh my your rod is huge (then he opened the zipper and)
handsome guy:bye ass face(the gun is inside the gays mouth and he pulled the trigger)here is your exploding result

colt anaconda by marlnatomine August 14, 2010

Underwear Anaconda 

A large, thick penis.

Juan sure has an Underwear Anaconda in his pants!

Underwear Anaconda by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

flaming anaconda 

When one set's fire to his partner's pubic hairs then proceeds to engage in intercourse (vaginal/anal) whilst the hairs are still on fire.

Will: Hey Debbie!
Debbie: Hey Will!
Will: Wanna come over so I can flaming anaconda your asshole?
Debbie: I'd love to but I shaved my crack this morning, next week?
Will: Sure

flaming anaconda by Bob Davis 321 March 8, 2017

Anaconda Death Choke 

when one is getting head, he wraps his balls around the other person's neck and shoves his dick down their throat

No example of Anaconda Death Choke

Anaconda Death Choke by iheartbjs March 23, 2009

Anacondump 

When a few days have passed and you still have not defecated. When the opportunity finally arises your stool will coil the bowl and be of massive height and weight. It will start to resemble the Eunectes Murinus or Anaconda that live in South America, mainly in the Amazon and Orinoco basins

Dude, you're not gonna believe the dump i just took it was so long it had to have been an Anacondump!

Anacondump by jeffisontheluse March 28, 2010

Anaconda Brothers

A slang term used among gay men to refer to other men who have been topped by the same dick.

And how are you two friends?

Oh, we hooked up with the same top seperately. We're anaconda brothers.

Anaconda Brothers by Conrad 31rd1e July 4, 2017