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Old Man Jankins
A old man, typically used in a stereotypical way of a cranky old man, that always yells at children to get off his driveway, porch or more commonly used, lawn.
Old Man Jankins by Slutty Pikachu69 May 30, 2016
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man-jan • Old Man Jankins • Jandy-Man • Jangly Man • manjana • Manjango • manjander • manjangle • manjangled • Manjani
Old man jankins
Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp
Old man jankins by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020
Jandy-Man
A sleazy guy with a testicle on his head that steals money and loves sucking lady boy cock. Its rumoured if you say Jandy Man three times in the mirror twenty five pounds is missing from your bank account. Interwebz speakz?????????
Jandy-Man by I am Legion July 26, 2011
Jangly Man
Jangly Man by Gorilla_Boi_9194 March 8, 2021
manjana
To take it slow; relax
manjana
the sentiment being "amigo manjana! slow down, take it easy. what's your hurry?!? wait 'til tomorrow!"
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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