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mañanita 

1. An awfully lame and pathetic excuse spouted by a single-celled organism when caught red-handed violating a policy, regulation, or law that it was supposedly duty-bound to enforce and uphold

2. May also refer to a police official who acts all tough and scary and all that but actually has a soft spot for birthday parties where he is given dozens of roses and is serenaded like a blushing Mexican quinceanera
Major General Debrave did not violate any quarantine protocols when he had a birthday party with his underlings, that was just a mañanita you nincompoop. Also, he is a cop so he is above the law unlike the great unwashed like us who should toe the line and obey the police if they don't want to get arrested and shot. Full stop
mañanita by Debsdds May 13, 2020
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Manvaning 

Man-vaning;

The same as caravaning, but the people present are strictly all male, hence the name man-van.

Man-vanning was originally created because girls ruined the overall fun of the night,
you cannot discuss such things as;
-Having sexual intercourse with chicken pasties.
-Amy's breast.
-Physics.
-Masterbation.
-Sing-a-longs.
-The rating of girls in your school/6th form/college.
-Ridiculing of those who we dislike.
-General aggression and piss taking.

but mostly performing horrific male antics.

The experience is overall more fun when girls are taken out of the equation.

This also can irradicate the danger of cheating if one of the males is in a relationship

As getting drunk with girls present if you are in a relationship, does not bode well.
"Hey fancying having a sausage fest this weekend?"
"Yeh sure, how about a bit of manvaning"
"Sounds good"

manzanita 

A dorm hall on the Arizona State University campus. Commonly referred to as "the 15 floors of whores". The building is falling apart and is in need of desperate renovation and plans are already in place to demolish it. It is notorious for overcharging students who live in the complete shithole of a dorm hall when there are much nicer dorm halls on campus.
"Which dorm are you in?"

"Manzanita."

"Oh, that sucks, I'm sorry."
manzanita by Ian Iker November 10, 2007

Mananist 

Estrella went all feminist on Facebook saying guys are all liars, so I went mananist on her.
Mananist by Buckwheatttt June 28, 2011

Manpanion 

A male friend with whom another person spends large amounts of time. Describing someone as your "manpanion" does not imply that any sort of sexual activity takes place.

A man who is your companion.
Girl: You spend so much time with Frank, its like he's your boyfriend
Guy: Relax baby, we just enjoy playing video games. He's my manpanion.
Manpanion by Rugger X August 29, 2007
To take it slow; relax
Hey man, where were you? It's noon and we had an appointment at 9 o'clock sharp!
Manjana, manjana! This is the carribbean man...
manjana by skyflyer6 April 27, 2009