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the hottest, smartest, most beautiful and perfect group of three best friends. everyone wants to fw them, and no man will ever be enough for them (except kento yamazaki). they’re better than anyone else and always in right.
boy 1: “damn! have you seen these three goddesses?”
boy 2: “yeah! they’re malzies, i wish i could fw them.”
boy 3: “same, but it’s impossible.”
malzies by malzilover November 20, 2021
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maliesha 

a beautiful unique girl who is extremely funny and sweet.

loud and has a lot of backbone.
girls wanna be her friend,guys want her to be theirs.

often the one her friends go to, but never tells their secrets.
a trustworthy and bold person who isnt scared to fight and be blunt.
she is usually taken or has her eyes on the prize.
guy#1:I want a girl like maliesha.
guy#2:Yeah me too,she's a funny,athletic super hottie.
guy#3: Hey guys, stop talking about my girlfriend like im not right HERE!!!

girl#1:I wish I was maliesha's twin or something.

girl#2:Same, she's always with some guys or her boyfriend or besties.
girl#3:Plus, I heard she's a great friend and isnt scared to fight or stand up and out.
maliesha by Aqua Marine June 6, 2016
A person who defaults on an obligation, especially a small one. Basically borrows money and doesn’t pay it back.
I gave my buddy Dave $80 and he malzied me!
Malzied by KingB1026 September 7, 2020

malkies junkie bird 

malkies junkie bird is a chomo and he is poor as fuck
Mallies aka "Somalies" aka "starvin' marvin's"; are muslim's who think they are "Jamaican", they walk around and say the common word "Wallahi". Mallies are very good at begging, stealing and having multiple children ranging from 5-10. They live on welfare, and live in 1 apartment with 10 other family members.
"Whoa, Muhammed Muhammed your the 5th Mallie who has asked for bus fare in the last 10 minutes!"
"Mallies don't bite, they just beg"
Mallies by LongLivePakistan January 7, 2005
Tits, boobs, breasts, mamories, jugs, babylons....you get the idea!!!
Look at the mamzies on that slag!!
Mamzies by ASS WIPE June 19, 2004

Maldiest 

When you mald the hardest, and just keep on malding...
Yo Phoneitc, you're the maldiest kid in Challenge List... L
Maldiest by Peenos Is Muncee April 22, 2021
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