Skip to main content
the hottest, smartest, most beautiful and perfect group of three best friends. everyone wants to fw them, and no man will ever be enough for them (except kento yamazaki). they’re better than anyone else and always in right.
boy 1: “damn! have you seen these three goddesses?”
boy 2: “yeah! they’re malzies, i wish i could fw them.”
boy 3: “same, but it’s impossible.”
malzies by malzilover November 20, 2021
Words you can keep

maliesha 

a beautiful unique girl who is extremely funny and sweet.

loud and has a lot of backbone.
girls wanna be her friend,guys want her to be theirs.

often the one her friends go to, but never tells their secrets.
a trustworthy and bold person who isnt scared to fight and be blunt.
she is usually taken or has her eyes on the prize.
guy#1:I want a girl like maliesha.
guy#2:Yeah me too,she's a funny,athletic super hottie.
guy#3: Hey guys, stop talking about my girlfriend like im not right HERE!!!

girl#1:I wish I was maliesha's twin or something.

girl#2:Same, she's always with some guys or her boyfriend or besties.
girl#3:Plus, I heard she's a great friend and isnt scared to fight or stand up and out.
maliesha by Aqua Marine June 6, 2016
A person who defaults on an obligation, especially a small one. Basically borrows money and doesn’t pay it back.
I gave my buddy Dave $80 and he malzied me!
Malzied by KingB1026 September 7, 2020

malkies junkie bird 

malkies junkie bird is a chomo and he is poor as fuck
Mallies aka "Somalies" aka "starvin' marvin's"; are muslim's who think they are "Jamaican", they walk around and say the common word "Wallahi". Mallies are very good at begging, stealing and having multiple children ranging from 5-10. They live on welfare, and live in 1 apartment with 10 other family members.
"Whoa, Muhammed Muhammed your the 5th Mallie who has asked for bus fare in the last 10 minutes!"
"Mallies don't bite, they just beg"
Mallies by LongLivePakistan January 7, 2005
Tits, boobs, breasts, mamories, jugs, babylons....you get the idea!!!
Look at the mamzies on that slag!!
Mamzies by ASS WIPE June 19, 2004

Maldiest 

When you mald the hardest, and just keep on malding...
Yo Phoneitc, you're the maldiest kid in Challenge List... L
Maldiest by Peenos Is Muncee April 22, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
Next