maltext 

text message that is mistyped or misdirected

1. Brother sends text to girlfriend, "Hey Baby, I'm on my way, see your sweet @$$ soon" but mistakenly sends to SISTER instead.

Realizing the error, brother sends a follow up text: "Sorry, not meant for you"

Sister responds: "Don't call me baby... And no worries re: the maltext"

maltext by Millie350 October 7, 2009

Moltext

v. mol·text, mol·text·ing, mol·texts

1. To disturb, interfere with, or annoy someone via text messaging aka sexting without their consent. May also happen during awkward situations ie; family dinners or business meetings.

The neighbor keeps moltexting me, that Dexter the Moltexter! I think my little brother gave him my number!

Moltext by Otta4Sho August 14, 2011

mantexter 

Usually a male, but can be female, who responds to text messages with less than 3 word answers. Their conversational stimulation is most likely at rock bottom.

I wanted to talk to Katie but had to wait and see her in person because she was a mantexter.

mantexter by tyler l September 22, 2007

malteethist 

Being prejudiced against bad teeth, or abnormal sized teeth. Most malteethist people are self conscious of their own teeth.

She was being malteethist when she said his teeth were small and ugly.

malteethist by non-malteethist July 10, 2009

MadTexter 

A person who text a lot. They spend most of there time texting for hours and hours at a time. They never get rarely get bored of texting. Can often text up to a hundred words a minute. Often replies under 2 minutes is forever for them.

I'm a MadTexter.

MadTexter by Dnt worrii bout it February 2, 2014

multexting 

the act of carrying on several text conversations at once.

Man, last night I was multexting with Sarah, Julie, Amanda, AND my boss. It got crazy trying to keep them all straight!

multexting by 1234preacher March 19, 2010

Mantext 

Text message sent from a straight male to another straight male, or from a straight male to a lesbian consisting of the word "Mantext," some play on words containing "mantext" within, or any phrase including or ending with "mantext."

In essence, "Mantext" operates on the theory that non-sexuomantic texts are always meant with a degree of disappointment, especially those from men (your bros) labeled "Mantext."

The most demoralizing Mantexts are received by those anxiously anticipating a ladytext, preferably on a rainy Friday or Saturday night while watching Redtube.

"Mantext ."

"Lets not argue about semantexts."

"I got 99 problems and a Mantext is one."

"Mo Mantext Mo Problems."

"Happiness is a Warm Mantext ."

"Mantexter United"

"Mantexter City"

"I hope you're not mantexturbating right now."

"The I v s b e Mantext "

"Holy Mantext Batman!"

"Mantext Episode IV: A New Mantext "

"Mantext Episode V: The Empire Mantexts Back"

"Mantext Episode VI: Return of the Mantext "

"Michael Manntext"

"Payton Manntext"

"Mantext Ramirez"

"Hevenu Shalom A-mantext !"

"Did somebody order a Mantext ?"

"It's raining Mantexts!"

"Mantexts of Mass Destruction."

"MANTEXT ACCOMPLISHED"

"To Mantext or not to Mantext."

"There's no Mantext in team"

"But there's a Mantext in win."

"I'm gonna make you a Mantext you can't refuse."

"Official U.S. Military Policy: Don't man, don't text."

Mantext by yourfrienddan October 3, 2009