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mistexterstanding 

thats not what i meant, it was just a mistexterstanding.

Masstexterbate 

To send out a mass text and subsequently put the cell phone in your pants receiving pleasure from the vibrations of the replies.
Karen was lonely so she texted all her friends what they thought of the Jonas Brothers so she could masstexterbate from the replies.
Masstexterbate by bellster227 August 9, 2009

mantexter 

Usually a male, but can be female, who responds to text messages with less than 3 word answers. Their conversational stimulation is most likely at rock bottom.
I wanted to talk to Katie but had to wait and see her in person because she was a mantexter.
mantexter by tyler l September 22, 2007

Textie McTexterson 

Somebody who spends almost every waking minute on his or her cellular telephone handset texting.
Alex, I've picked out a cellular telephone phone just for you, Mr. Textie McTexterson!!!
Textie McTexterson by Telephony January 9, 2019

Madtooter 

the best xbox name that can be given to someone
Colin: Hey guys imma go change my gamertag

Jakey: Alright fuck face have fun
Colin:Hey guys i changed my name to madtooter do u like it?
Jakey: ofc i do homo
Colin: you da homo fagatron
Madtooter by Da Pot Pirate August 5, 2018

matixtero 

A word that means anything in any senario u want to use it.
“How do u feel” “matixtero”

U give them an answer without answering their question.

And they understand that.
matixtero by Peachy breeze July 18, 2023