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mistexterstanding 

lose of meaning or inflection in a text message
thats not what i meant, it was just a mistexterstanding.

Masstexterbate 

To send out a mass text and subsequently put the cell phone in your pants receiving pleasure from the vibrations of the replies.
Karen was lonely so she texted all her friends what they thought of the Jonas Brothers so she could masstexterbate from the replies.
Masstexterbate by bellster227 August 9, 2009

mantexter 

Usually a male, but can be female, who responds to text messages with less than 3 word answers. Their conversational stimulation is most likely at rock bottom.
I wanted to talk to Katie but had to wait and see her in person because she was a mantexter.
mantexter by tyler l September 22, 2007

Textie McTexterson 

Somebody who spends almost every waking minute on his or her cellular telephone handset texting.
Alex, I've picked out a cellular telephone phone just for you, Mr. Textie McTexterson!!!
Textie McTexterson by Telephony January 9, 2019

Madtooter 

the best xbox name that can be given to someone
Colin: Hey guys imma go change my gamertag

Jakey: Alright fuck face have fun
Colin:Hey guys i changed my name to madtooter do u like it?
Jakey: ofc i do homo
Colin: you da homo fagatron
Madtooter by Da Pot Pirate August 5, 2018

matixtero 

A word that means anything in any senario u want to use it.
“How do u feel” “matixtero”

U give them an answer without answering their question.

And they understand that.
matixtero by Peachy breeze July 18, 2023
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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