Mantext

Text message sent from a straight male to another straight male, or from a straight male to a lesbian consisting of the word "Mantext," some play on words containing "mantext" within, or any phrase including or ending with "mantext."

In essence, "Mantext" operates on the theory that non-sexuomantic texts are always meant with a degree of disappointment, especially those from men (your bros) labeled "Mantext."

The most demoralizing Mantexts are received by those anxiously anticipating a ladytext, preferably on a rainy Friday or Saturday night while watching Redtube.

"Mantext ."

"Lets not argue about semantexts."

"I got 99 problems and a Mantext is one."

"Mo Mantext Mo Problems."

"Happiness is a Warm Mantext ."

"Mantexter United"

"Mantexter City"

"I hope you're not mantexturbating right now."

"The I v s b e Mantext "

"Holy Mantext Batman!"

"Mantext Episode IV: A New Mantext "

"Mantext Episode V: The Empire Mantexts Back"

"Mantext Episode VI: Return of the Mantext "

"Michael Manntext"

"Payton Manntext"

"Mantext Ramirez"

"Hevenu Shalom A-mantext !"

"Did somebody order a Mantext ?"

"It's raining Mantexts!"

"Mantexts of Mass Destruction."

"MANTEXT ACCOMPLISHED"

"To Mantext or not to Mantext."

"There's no Mantext in team"

"But there's a Mantext in win."

"I'm gonna make you a Mantext you can't refuse."

"Official U.S. Military Policy: Don't man, don't text."

by yourfrienddan October 3, 2009

mantexter

Usually a male, but can be female, who responds to text messages with less than 3 word answers. Their conversational stimulation is most likely at rock bottom.

I wanted to talk to Katie but had to wait and see her in person because she was a mantexter.

by tyler l September 22, 2007

Mantention

to receive affection and attention from a male partner or significant other.

I need some mantention

She be getting her some mantention tonight.

by JayMcky October 2, 2009

Manitextation

The act of turning thought into reality through continually focusing texts on whatever one hopes to be brought to life by the universe. The guiding principle of manitextation states that whatever is put out in the universe via text—positive or negative, success or failure—is returned to the texter. Verb form: manitext.

Nicole’s mantroji 💩🛷 ☮️ (a.k.a. “the shit slides downhill”) is the manitextation of the peaceful life she’s always wanted.

by EEKatLarge May 30, 2019

maltext

text message that is mistyped or misdirected

1. Brother sends text to girlfriend, "Hey Baby, I'm on my way, see your sweet @$$ soon" but mistakenly sends to SISTER instead.

Realizing the error, brother sends a follow up text: "Sorry, not meant for you"

Sister responds: "Don't call me baby... And no worries re: the maltext"

by Millie350 October 7, 2009

MadTexter

A person who text a lot. They spend most of there time texting for hours and hours at a time. They never get rarely get bored of texting. Can often text up to a hundred words a minute. Often replies under 2 minutes is forever for them.

I'm a MadTexter.

by Dnt worrii bout it February 2, 2014

manitexto

a lengthy text message often received as several messages due to its obtrusive length.

Her manitexto describing her goal to draft a new blue print for herself filled up my entire inbox.

by Maggie Pollack January 8, 2010