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Beautiful, classy, and head strong. Shy at first. You would be lucky to have her as a friend. Determined on all and any missions. Super adventurous. Seems timid but don't be fooled, she is a dynamite if you piss her off.
I wish I could be best friends with Malonni!
malonni by Tmejcrbe December 20, 2016
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Maloneing 

Maloneing (Malone-ing) is an adjective used to describe the manly qualities displayed by former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Mark Malone. These qualities include, but are not limited to: growing a mustache, taking your coffee black, enjoying a cigar, and avoiding, at all costs, the use of ketchup on your hot dog.
I was Maloneing so hard the other day with my black coffee and cigar. I threw the ketchup over the fence at my buddy's cookout when he attempted to put it on his dog. Also, my mustache is coming in nicely and is demanding respect.
Maloneing by ImAdamHawk September 25, 2013
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A wonderful beautiful girl, who is creative, kind, and adorable. All the guys want her, she has the tan gorgeous skin and the beach body. Her name is hawiian for flower.
Wow, Maloni is so pretty!!
Maloni by Minimalist March 25, 2017

malonions 

A tender european who smells of onions.
What's that smell?

I think its malonions.
malonions by Noelle March 31, 2005

malonied 

To have a task or item completely screwed up.
Yikes, the lawn got malonied again.
malonied by Joes Mama May 17, 2005

Maloning 

Verb. to Malone: when a male participates in an intimate scenario with a female, and only succeeds in removing her shirt, shortly followed by the female talking about her feelings. Often used in a "so close, yet so far away" metaphoric reference.
Well we went back to her place and into her room and things were getting pretty steamy, but then right when I started getting excited, she said she wasn't in the mood and we just ended up Maloning.
Maloning by Jellybean1322 October 26, 2010
Malonie is a sweet girl that doesn’t accept when people acts like hoes .Malonie also is very supportive person .Malonie can always find a way thru the hard times. Malonie also can get mad in a snap of a finger …Malonie is the most loyal,sweetest,supportive,funniest,thickest girl you’ll ever meet.
Malonie my girlfriend is mad at me and she’s your bestfriend so what do I do?
Malonie by Prince unreleased April 30, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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