Malonia

A very genuine kind hearted individual

Everyone needs a malonia!

by Teeveegirl March 23, 2025

Malenia

Malenia, Blade of Miquella. A real b-word. Known for inducing tilt and desk slams, especially when it comes to short, angry Danish streamers

Do you know Malenia?
Who, the blade of miquella?
Thats the one. Shes such a b-word

by Grumpy Dane April 15, 2022

Melonia

A hot, rockin' Mama who lives life to the fullest and is as free as the wind. You can try to corral her, but you will never succeed! She can hang with the best of them.

That woman is so Melonia.

by wudntuliketoknow2 February 7, 2010

Milonianism

A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.

An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:

I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!

by The apostle December 9, 2013

Maloni

A wonderful beautiful girl, who is creative, kind, and adorable. All the guys want her, she has the tan gorgeous skin and the beach body. Her name is hawiian for flower.

Wow, Maloni is so pretty!!

by Minimalist March 25, 2017

Malenia, Blade of Miquella

A boss in Elden Ring that states her name and occupation upon killing you.

Friend: Can you help me beat Malenia, Blade of Miquella?

You: Let me solo her.

by Mor B. Us August 12, 2022

maronia

Commonly believed to be mariona misspelt, Maronia is a name given to a truly unique individual. Only a few can pull off such a name and you may only meet one in your lifetime, but once you get to know one you'll forget what life was before or how mariona even exists.

A: Woah did you see that girl?

B: Yes, she's definitely a Maronia.

by caweh June 16, 2017