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A spoiled girl that is bout her shit . Doesn't doesn't need friends to help her strive towards goal . Money is her motivation . Many people stated that she's lame , truth is people really don't know her , thats why they consider her as a lame . Malonna is secretly a bad ass . And and owns up to her shit .
Aye Lonna , I Heard Your The Best Trap StarA spoiked trap girl that is bout her shit . She doesn't need friends to help her strive towards goal . Money is her motivation . Many people stated that she needs anger management , she won't need it bitches stop making her angry . Malonna is secretly a bad ass so fuck down and respect her because she will slice your throat .
malonna by Britt2056 March 5, 2015
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Malonna is a girl who don't take shit from nobody she is nice and puts her friends and before her. Although Malonna is nice, she has a temper and has a small group of friends that she hangs around ..she doesn't like big groups or lots of drama . You could says shes a peace maker
"You know that girl Malonna she nice " "Why Malonna always to herself?"
malonna by 500_Clipz June 18, 2018

Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.
Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
Mayonnaise Feet by soursabbath July 16, 2019

Mayonnaise 

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument
Mayonnaise by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018

Mayonnaise 

"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."
Mayonnaise by iamNK March 15, 2015

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable 

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind
That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

fresh mayonnaise

an alternative to phrases like "cool beans," "awesome," and "radical"

used to describe something extremely okay by ultra hip millennials
"got those reports done my man? alright, fresh mayonnaise!"
fresh mayonnaise by deeveeesss October 15, 2021