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v., - 1. The act of failing to perform essential personal and professional responsibilities. 2. Mass consumption of any food product containing carbohydrates, potassium, lard, meat, bacon, pork or noodles. -ing -ed Synoniums - lazy, gluttonous, hedonistic
Bob is maloni in that job!

Good grief! Sam just did malonied that buffet!
maloni by MacTheMachine March 7, 2007
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Bugzy Malone

A quality grime MC from Manchester. He's really good at story telling, he talks about his childhood and his area a lot in his lyrics, He reps his area more than any other MC in the Grime scene and he says Manchester's area code '0161' a lot, He also had beef with London MC 'Chip'.
Friend 1: Bugzy Malone's new ep is well sick!
Friend 2: Innit! 0161 Manny on the map rude boy!!
Bugzy Malone by YouDontKnowME97 August 18, 2016

Kevin Malone 

Post Malone's older, long-lost brother.
Kevin Malone: I have very little patience for stupidity.
Kevin Malone by Boymanboyboy January 7, 2018
A Bangla word meaning "my heart" and is used to call (younger) females. Often used as a way to call someone affectionately by older family members.
"Mamoni, come help prepare the rice for tonight."
mamoni by bluuskies October 6, 2019

Post Malone

Only person in the world who masters being rich and homeless at the same time
Guy: Yooo its Post Malone
Girl: Is he rich or broke??

Masonism 

The practice of conducting an unfair or prejudiced trial; the instigation of a show-trial conducted by a biased quasi-judicial nincompoop.
Sarah was unfairly treated - her disciplinary hearing was pure Masonism.
Masonism by Hofficial Report August 19, 2013
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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