Post-Malonnial, noun: An individual of the generation younger than Millennials, usually born later than 1998. A play on the edgy modern musician's title "Post Malone" coupled with the thought of "post-Millennial."
plural: Post-Malonnials
plural: Post-Malonnials
"I can't stand these Post-Malonnials, their shitty pop music, their ghosting, and their hookup game bullshit."
"Stop dating 21 year olds, dude. You're 31."
">Implying the generation gap makes it sensible for people to lie a fuckload and keep me on a leash."
"Did you just imply verbal greentexting through an Urban Dictionary example sentence?"
"My life is in shambles, much like the future of these Post-Malonnials thanks to late-stage capitalism coupled with post-modernism."
"Stop dating 21 year olds, dude. You're 31."
">Implying the generation gap makes it sensible for people to lie a fuckload and keep me on a leash."
"Did you just imply verbal greentexting through an Urban Dictionary example sentence?"
"My life is in shambles, much like the future of these Post-Malonnials thanks to late-stage capitalism coupled with post-modernism."
by AKnightAlone December 24, 2018