malloch 

“Malloch” is the misspelling of the name “Malik”. Rather than spell it “M-a-l-i-k”, the parents opted for the Scottish spelling that no one knows how to ever pronounce.

Since my name is “Malloch” and I’m the only one in the County named that, do I have to put my last name down on this test?

malloch by Mallooch May 1, 2018

mallache

the dull headache one gets after spending too much time in a shopping mall.

"Hey you want to grab a coffee?"
"Nah Cherise dragged me out shopping the whole morning, I've got a mallache from another dimension I need to lie down"
or
"Man I have to go buy my girl a birthday present"
"what a mallache!"

mallache by mws79 February 23, 2009

malloc 

malloc() n.

1. Function used for dynamic memory allocation in C
2. Function that should get the shit beaten out of it in C++
3. SUPREME LORD OF ALL EVIL
4. Borland's mom.

"Don't make me come up there and hafta malloc yo' ass"

malloc by Dave E. August 17, 2004

Malluchi 

The name Malluchi occurs only one time in the Bible. Nehemiah mentions him as a patriarch of a household of which a man named Jonathan was leader (Nehemiah 12:14). The name Malluchi is one of many derived from the noun מלך (melek), meaning king.
He is generally a nice guy and the best person to be around.He is always there for you and will do anything he can to make sure you are happy even if he doesn't benefit from it. He will always love yo no matter what. He can also be very spiritual and have a good heart. A Malluchi, is cute,smart,kind,romantic,respectful and probably the most awesome person you will ever meet. Not to mention he is also good with the ladies ;).

Girl 1: Malluchi is so awesome!!
Girl 2: He is cute too!

Malluchi by LUUUCHI March 18, 2017

Malooch 

n. A loud-mouthed do nothing.

Someone who is always telling other people what to do while doing nothing themselves.

Someone who is always bragging about things they have done but you know damn well it's all bullshit.

This jag off is always running his mouth and getting nothing done, what a malooch.

Malooch by NECKLEATHER April 13, 2020

mallchatter 

Slang for a msp local, typically a person who goes in mall chat and talk.

New forumer: h-
CaptainDan: leave mallchatter

mallchatter by tlcfan May 11, 2019

Mallachi 

Mallachi is a great cuddler and good at boning too. His penis is bigger than his phone. He’s very smexy too. He loves everyone 3000. And he can be pretty inappropriate. Also I’m on call with him rn as I am typing this. He’s also pretty hot. And he’s MY bestfriend. He also makes everyone who sees him but right away.

Mallachi is so steamy hot it makes me nut when he walks towards me. (I fixed the typos)

Mallachi by Mallachisbsf May 27, 2019