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n. A loud-mouthed do nothing.

Someone who is always telling other people what to do while doing nothing themselves.

Someone who is always bragging about things they have done but you know damn well it's all bullshit.
This jag off is always running his mouth and getting nothing done, what a malooch.
Malooch by NECKLEATHER April 13, 2020
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malocchio 

Italian slang for 'the evil eye.' Basically it has similar meaning to the stink eye, but is scarier because it is given by evil little Italian women who then damn you for eternity for doing them harm, doing their family harm, or going against their will.
"Yeah, but you can't say that to Nonna, or she'll put the malocchio on you."
malocchio by oboemastah August 6, 2008
Related Words
a word you use to confuse someone and make them wonder what you just called him/her
Your Friend: ok cya man
YOu: ok cya MAGOOCH
Your: wtf does that mean?
You: *hang up*
magooch by jriverax October 7, 2009

malouche 

A person who performs the job of a douche for older women. The composition of the word comes from "ma" an older woman combined with "douche" a vaginal cleaning device. Commonly used in as a derrogatory remark.
You're such a malouche.
Stop being a malouche.
malouche by Larando February 3, 2008

Chooch Magooch 

A name given to one who has acted way out of line. Gone the extra mile to make themselves an enemy!
To a friend... "dude your acting like a chooch."

Now to someone who @#&%'s ya...

"Yo really, I can not believe that CHOOCH MAGOOCH, just got me fired!"
Chooch Magooch by Urbanality February 4, 2010

Cooch Magooch 

Another name for a vagina or a vajayjay.
Girl: Wanna frick?
Guy: Not until you shave your cooch magooch
Cooch Magooch by Gump364 August 31, 2019

douche magooche 

similar to a PAB, someone who expresses douche like qualities but to a greater extent. Someone who acts like betty.
Betty is a real douche magooche.

YA tell me about it.
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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