Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Mallachi
Mallachi is a great cuddler and good at boning too. His penis is bigger than his phone. He’s very smexy too. He loves everyone 3000. And he can be pretty inappropriate. Also I’m on call with him rn as I am typing this. He’s also pretty hot. And he’s MY bestfriend. He also makes everyone who sees him but right away.
Mallachi by Mallachisbsf May 27, 2019
Related Words
mallache • Malachee • malachey • Mallachi • malachedits • malachenko • mallach • mallachai • Mallachy • Mallcheck
mallachai
A male that is very kind and genuinely cares about others even though they might not show it, Mallachai is kind but can also be rebellious and cross boundaries but rebounds back with being kind.
mallachai by #whenisuckedurdad August 7, 2021
malachedits
malachedits is a Great and sweet editor with very cool edits and the best colorings. She is very nice and has the best tvdu faves <3
malachedits by nika<3 February 26, 2022
malachenko
one of my best friends who has been through hell and back with me , converted to a religion which has a god so he/she can save us from mrs logen. he she also goes by the name of michael bill brum or as his friends call him "annoying" he also has a masters degree in achieved nine months after fertilization. he is aldo not forever alone
malachenko by kingming11 January 8, 2012
mallach
a family of extremely unusual people who are rather annoying; their hobbies include: kicking, screaming, punching, butt-slapping, piggy back riding, stealing, pick pocketing, spitting, throwing heavy objects at people, cursing, farting, abusing animals, abusing people, abusing every other living thing, ETC.
i hope you get the point. they're fucking annoying.
ps. the guys of the family have small dicks.
i hope you get the point. they're fucking annoying.
ps. the guys of the family have small dicks.
More from Urban Dictionary
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026