mallache

the dull headache one gets after spending too much time in a shopping mall.

"Hey you want to grab a coffee?"
"Nah Cherise dragged me out shopping the whole morning, I've got a mallache from another dimension I need to lie down"
or
"Man I have to go buy my girl a birthday present"
"what a mallache!"

by mws79 October 19, 2008

mallach

a family of extremely unusual people who are rather annoying; their hobbies include: kicking, screaming, punching, butt-slapping, piggy back riding, stealing, pick pocketing, spitting, throwing heavy objects at people, cursing, farting, abusing animals, abusing people, abusing every other living thing, ETC.

i hope you get the point. they're fucking annoying.

ps. the guys of the family have small dicks.

Why are the kids sleeping outside in the tent?

They heard the Mallach family was staying over.

by Hammer #1 July 31, 2011