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Mallachi
Mallachi is a great cuddler and good at boning too. His penis is bigger than his phone. He’s very smexy too. He loves everyone 3000. And he can be pretty inappropriate. Also I’m on call with him rn as I am typing this. He’s also pretty hot. And he’s MY bestfriend. He also makes everyone who sees him but right away.
Mallachi by Mallachisbsf May 27, 2019
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mallachai
A male that is very kind and genuinely cares about others even though they might not show it, Mallachai is kind but can also be rebellious and cross boundaries but rebounds back with being kind.
mallachai by #whenisuckedurdad August 7, 2021
malachedits
malachedits is a Great and sweet editor with very cool edits and the best colorings. She is very nice and has the best tvdu faves <3
malachedits by nika<3 February 26, 2022
malachenko
one of my best friends who has been through hell and back with me , converted to a religion which has a god so he/she can save us from mrs logen. he she also goes by the name of michael bill brum or as his friends call him "annoying" he also has a masters degree in achieved nine months after fertilization. he is aldo not forever alone
malachenko by kingming11 January 8, 2012
mallach
a family of extremely unusual people who are rather annoying; their hobbies include: kicking, screaming, punching, butt-slapping, piggy back riding, stealing, pick pocketing, spitting, throwing heavy objects at people, cursing, farting, abusing animals, abusing people, abusing every other living thing, ETC.
i hope you get the point. they're fucking annoying.
ps. the guys of the family have small dicks.
i hope you get the point. they're fucking annoying.
ps. the guys of the family have small dicks.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.