mallicate 

Anything sexually wrong ie rape, masturbation, BDSM etc
Also mallication and to mallicate.

I am going to mallicate you!

mallicate by skhre October 3, 2011

masticate

To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.

I masticated my food.

masticate by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

molicate 

Beat up or "batter"

Aw he just got molicated
I'm gonnae molicate you

molicate by Goonyo April 27, 2014

Malligator 

A sloppy drunk girl who will stop at nothing to get in your pants. Usually so drunk that you will not want her in your pants. A Malligator lives on a steady diet of whisky and 99 cent tacos.

Watch out, man. There's a Malligator over in that corner

Malligator by onesexysquirrel January 24, 2011

Mallate 

Mexican slang for black person

Pinche mallate robo mis tenis guey!!

Mallate by Anonymous August 24, 2003

Malictate 

The action of immediately projectile vomiting from being kicked in the taint. Victims of malictation may incur such symptoms as dizziness, blurred vision, loss of an erection or temporary unconsciousness. Anyone who suffers from malictiatation should wait for around 2-3 hours before driving or operating heavy machinery. Please consult a doctor if you are prone to malictation as it may lead to loss of appetite and a decrease in sperm.

Tom was kicked in the taint and immediately malictated all over his mother.

Malictate by Gabedookie March 24, 2009

masticate

To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.

It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.

You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.

masticate by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004