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The action of immediately projectile vomiting from being kicked in the taint. Victims of malictation may incur such symptoms as dizziness, blurred vision, loss of an erection or temporary unconsciousness. Anyone who suffers from malictiatation should wait for around 2-3 hours before driving or operating heavy machinery. Please consult a doctor if you are prone to malictation as it may lead to loss of appetite and a decrease in sperm.

Tom was kicked in the taint and immediately malictated all over his mother.

Malictate by Gabedookie March 24, 2009

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molicate

Beat up or "batter"

Aw he just got molicated
I'm gonnae molicate you

molicate by Goonyo April 27, 2014

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magicate

To magicate is to make something magical. Can be applied to objects, animals or people.

The Wizard magicated his/her assistant's wand.

magicate by James Charles September 8, 2008

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malicate

to rape, stab or molest with a dull spoon

I will malicate you with this dull spoon!

malicate by Benita Noffsinger September 15, 2006

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malinate

When you believe the worst of someone without proper evidence, considered thought or reasoning, especially if you get a feeling of superiority or pleasure from this belief.

- Did you hear about Jo? I feel so happy she fell on her face drunk.
- Don't malinate. It's mean!

malinate by Hugh Wards March 30, 2017

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malucated

some one who is crazy

Are you malucated?

malucated by topai March 3, 2021

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maditate

pout, stare silently, refuse to talk, ruminate on injustice,

you call it pouting, i call it maditating.

i might apologize after i maditate on it for a while

maditate by CassandraComplex January 25, 2010

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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