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A Maline is secretly a snail with thick, stumpy legs and long, furry feelers whose birth name was Quentin, but who changed it when she entered the Witness Protection Program.
Person 1: Holy shit, is that a Maline?
Person 2: (stroking their beard thoughtfully) Hmm, it might just be.
Maline by skrinkladadoo May 27, 2009
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she is a maline
maline by ineedhelpyes May 10, 2021
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Fuck Maine 

I have a six-page essay due tonight and I haven't even started it yet. Fuck Maine.
Fuck Maine by Black Jew November 16, 2009
Malina is emotion. Whether its love, happiness, anger or sadness.. she wears her emotion on her face and sleeve with no way to hide it even though she tries so hard to. Malina is honest and the worst liar you'll ever meet. She is beautiful and even more beautiful on the inside. Malina is quirky but brings so much happiness into the lives around her. Expect care packages when you're sick if she loves you. Malina may have a hard shell sometimes but only because of how much shes been hurt before. If given time Malina will be the best wife/life partner you will ever find.
You have so much Malina.

Did you get a nap in today? You're very Malina.
Malina by Herro1037542829 June 1, 2018

E'magine 

she likes arts and carfts. she likes to hang out with friends. she is a aquarius/zodiac. not a big fan of gym. she rellay loves sushi,its her favorite. she likes to spend money alot, not rellay save it. she likes theater. her favorite is math class. she is very amazing and lucky to have in classes or even just see her anywhere.
E'magine by State farm assistant February 1, 2022
A Bay Area slang meaning crazy, out of control, weird, or all of the above
Her: You heard about Tristan cheating with Jordyn?
Him: yeah, that's mainey
Mainey by Flavorgirl February 22, 2019
A very cute and loveable human. Always there to help you when you need it the most. TBH I like her a lot she doesn’t feel the same but it’s all good.
Malina is such a cute girl.

Malina is so loveable.
Malina by SNM_Boltz April 30, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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