malined 

When a boy tells a girl that he likes her and she says him that they'll maybe hook up, but instead of this they just make out and he gets dumped.

he: i think i really like you

she: yet i dont but we can go out and see what'll happen ;)

they: drink some drinks , talk about their feelings for each other and make out .
*the next day*

he: it was a nice evening w/ you
she: yea it was ok , but dont let it go to your head.

he : what we'll do?
she: stay friends

best friends : wow you really got malined

malined by theStonedJew July 10, 2016

Malinda

The name of a woman who you never mess with because she has a heart of pure gold. She is beautiful and guys want to date her but she doesn't want them.
She is a sensitive soul and loves true companionship. Not a party girl but would rather be happier reading a good book.

Malinda is so beautiful and mysterious

Malinda by L.s.m.j October 26, 2016

MALINDA

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MALINDA by Mal.Y. March 27, 2021

Malinda

Supposedly of Greek origin, it is considered to some to be the Old English spelling, and hence the correct one. It has many meanings, usually refering to beauty and mystery.

If a person named Malinda encounters another person who has their name, the first question is always "How do you spell it?" followed by a smug look if the other person spells it Melinda. In fact, most Malindas will tolerate being called Melissa, Matilda, Malaria, etc, so long as their real name is spelled correctly.

"Dude, that Malinda girl sure is hot, but she punched me when I spelled her name wrong."

Malinda by m*A*linda June 14, 2008

post-maloned 

To have a lil' fun and get a lil' crazy, "heyyy"

May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan

"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."

post-maloned by postmalonehottie101 December 7, 2017

Malindu

a malindu is a friendly character who helps those who help him, he may be troublesome at times u just gotta let him do his thing he will stop eventually.

look he's like malindu

Malindu by dark_yet_light August 27, 2022

maloned

verb, past tense-
1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.

2. Murphy's Law X 100

"Marty borrowed my truck to haul a camper to take his family on vacation, but I got Maloned when Marty attempted to connect to the camper, backed up and misaligned the receiver's hitch, ripping off the rear bumper of my truck and knocking the camper down a ravine with his family still inside."

maloned by Smitty2036 February 19, 2009