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The extremely unexplainable condition in which the genitals are overcome with extreme cases of both herpes and malaria resulting in uncontrollable bouts of penile/vaginal blood vomiting

Holy shit! What the fuck man! My penis is just spewing blood!

You probably caught the malerpies from the Wal-Mart urinal. Happened to my best friends uncle's nephew.

malerpies by RightArmTOOL October 16, 2008

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Malerie

A gorgeous woman (not girl) who is well aware of her surroundings, is loved by all including women. Every man wants her, every girl wishes she could be her. She is clever, witty, sarcastic, and perfect in everyway.

Damn, that one chick is one of the coolest bitches I have ever met, I bet she's a Malerie!

Malerie by treeme77654 December 21, 2008

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Malerie

Malerie (Mal-er-ee), a name often confused with the word "maleria". A different spelling of Mallory. Totally awesome human being. Not infectious or diseased.

Also known as "Mallerkins" "Mally" "Mal" and "Mallers".

Not to be confused with a mallard.

Hey, look at her. She isn't diseased or infectious at all! She must be a Malerie.

Malerie by Pali Q April 23, 2009

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Malrepresentation

Inadequate/untruthful representation of someone/something.

The malrepresentation of minorities by the mainstream media shows a reflection of privilege.

Malrepresentation by DangeRoush1 March 7, 2019

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malerjestic

being so maladjusted that you can't even say the word maladjusted.

Travis: I just can't figure it out... does that make me malerjestic?
Lily: yes

maladjusted jestic mallard awkward idiotic

malerjestic by doll___face May 11, 2010

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merpies

The expression of love between two men. Merpies can be both a verb and a noun. This love will generally make everyone else both nauseous or envious depending on the context.

Thanks Merpies, I love you too.

merpies by Jdford24 September 8, 2010

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Malerie

Maleries are really nice or really mean (no in between) they are usually very fake and they act like they like you but they actually don't. Maleries have blonde hair and blue eyes usually and very tall or very short (no in between) Maleries can be slim thick or fat. Maleries love food and is always begging lol

Malerie back up you is not getting any of my food.

Malerie by Big.booty.b.word December 14, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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