The expression of love between two men. Merpies can be both a verb and a noun. This love will generally make everyone else both nauseous or envious depending on the context.
Merpism is the religion in which you say "merp" alot. Merp, is a very powerful word. it means ANYTHING!!!
to be a part of Merpism, you have to replace all non relevant words with he word "merp"
A disease contracted upon sharing bodily fluids with people named Meredith Monroe. Symptoms include pink eye, saying 'y'all' in excess, spontaneously reporting football statistics (specifically LSU), and eating lots of King's Cake and/or being obsessed with Southern cuisine and all things Texas.
Lullo has Merbies. Merbies was first contracted by a recruit named Travis. His current condition in unkown.